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Elephante Day Special

The Ummagine Thief and the Kind Elephante Guard
by scratchcosmoaxe

Stan the Kyrii is trying to survive, eating Ummagines is his only way to stay alive.
The guards have declared that nobody steals in Sahkmet but Kyrii responds, "do you want a bet!".

Hungry and desperate Stan wanders around, trying to find food from all around.
Elephante guards are on the lookout, to find the thieves that may be about.

I am smart, I am fast, I am quiet and stealthy. I must eat Ummagines to keep myself healthy.
Traps have been set and mazes created, just one more Ummagine and I will be delighted.

Stan enters the maze and triggers a trap, an Elephante guard throws an Ummagine on his lap. You do not need to struggle come and become my friend, I will help you get back on the mend.

With tears of joy and in absolute shock, Stan's new Elephante guard became his rock. You have shown me compassion that I will never forget, let us spread the love to others so they never need to fret.

The guard and Stan are now seen walking through town, turning all frowns upside down.

Mammoth's Mystery
by da_shanuka

A poem for Mammoth, the famous Elephante
Not really known for being elegant
But he’s the strongest Neopet in town
Famous for battling a Chia, no, not the Clown

It was Kasuki Lu, his biggest hero
He did not bring a bow and arrow
Mammoth had no time to spare
The Chia was destroying shops everywhere

With the entirety of Neopia at risk
The fight got very brisk
They were each other’s match
But Kasuki Lu was difficult to catch

Help was needed from friends all around
Because he ran away and had to be found
The Battledome was the place to be 
For players like you and me

Trophies were given to those who succeeded 
Mammoth was so proud, it was as if he did it
This was the tale one Neopian Defender
Very loved by any Neopian vendor

Nurse Glee at the Pharmacy
by qeenoneo

She oversees the only Pharmacy in town, 
always with a smile and never a frown. 
Nurse Glee will help your Neopet with any ailment they have caught, 
just make sure it is the right cure that you have bought. 

If they have have an Achy Head and feel under the weather, 
with some Magic Goop they will instantly feel better. 
Or perhaps Watery Eyes is what they have contracted?
use Onion Balm only around their eyes, nowhere else contacted. 

Blurred Vision is common and many have caught it before, 
wearing Extra Thick Goggles will quickly have their eyesight restored. 
Bloaty Feet is a most uncomfortable one, 
but with some Magic Smelly Socks they’ll be back to having fun. 

Without Nurse Glee who else would heal thee? 
She always says there is nowhere else she would rather be. 
Helping and curing Neopians who are sick and unwell, 
if you visit the Pharmacy your sick Neopet will soon feel quite swell!

The Littlest Elephante
by noileh

She's a little Elephante
Short and stout
Down to her fluffy tail
And up to her snout

When she gets all riled up
Hear her shout!
Now now little Elephante,
Straight to timeout!

She's a very special Pet
This is true
Here's an example
Of what she can do

She can change up her colour
And add Be-Gone to her snout!
But when she gets grumpy…
Well, you don't want to find out!

An Act of Kindness He Can Never Forget
by sierrasiobhan

The story of Pacha
Is a heartfelt tale
From when he fell sick
Twas bedridden and pale

In that day and age
Neopox had no cure
A terrible illness
Pacha had to endure

But Dr. Chombasha
Came through just in time
He discovered a cure
Didn't charge Pacha a dime

Pacha was inspired
By the doctor's kind deed
And they way that he helped
All those in need

From then on out
Pacha swore to do the same
So a Petpet shopkeeper
He soon became

He resides in Tyrannia
And cares for Petpets
Because  an act of kindness
He can never forget

Salayne Ritad of Altador
by i_lovee_icecream

Salayne Ritad of Altador,
Stands mighty tall.
His broad shoulders held high,
He towers above them all.

A goaltender memorable,
He makes every save.
Altador cheers and hollers,
For Salayne, they rave.

The proudest Orange Elephante,
Ritad loves his royal city.
Looking down at other Neopian lands,
With a mighty air of pity. 

During the grey curse,
Of Year Twenty-Six,
Salayne became a tour guide,
To dignitaries transfixed.

The Elephante was so grand,
Sasha sent for his recruit.
Now he’s a Council Aide,
And a Yooyuball star to boot!

The Challenging Elephante
by bilbong2391

A member of the Brute Squad I am
Khadir is what I'm called
Are you ready for Tug-O-War?
I can see you are appalled

Are you ready to heave?
That's a challenge I accept
Let's head to the river
Time to change your mindset

Will you need a Deluxe Elephante Burger first?
Heave! Heave! Heave!
Is that a splash I heard?
Tugging for War I have read

My apologies young Neopet
I might have started too strong
You have won fair and square
I've been beaten and there is nothing wrong

Let me drink this Elephante Unguent
I am in no rush
Would you like to explore the desert?
Here, have this Lost Desert Paint Brush!

I know today is a special day
Elephante Day we celebrate!
Khadir, let's read Favorite Elephante Recipes
And make a Deluxe Elephante Cake!

Ellsworth's Neopies Red Carpet
by mooseydoom101

January, a new year rolls around
To the Neopies party we are bound
Its handsome host, Ellsworth welcomes us in
How exciting, to see what all will win

His parties are known to be quite a hoot
Ellsworth is always well dressed in a suit
He rolls out the red carpet for us all
Everyone can feel special, big or small

Ellsworth introduces each category
As we relive the last year's full glory
This Elephante his charm full display
Looking back on last year's events today

Each golden Neopie he holds with care
Awarding winners with dramatic flair
He says its an honour to host this show
He takes this job quite seriously you know

Look forward to the Neopies each year
This fine event, many of us hold dear
Its thanks to Ellsworth we can enjoy it
Let's hear it for his sparkling charm and wit!

If we had to vote "Best Neopies Host"
To this kind Elephante we would toast!

Petpet Professional Pacha
by drziggs

A mammoth Tyrannian, a fearsome sight. 
Curved sharp tusks, stands at great height. 
But nothing to fear, as this Neopet heals, 
Pacha the vet, will solve Petpet fears. 

Tyrannian shopkeeper, who cares for Petpets, 
When your Gruslen is sick, there's nothing to fret. 
Take them to Pacha, he's sure to care, 
Whether Ownow or Scado or Gathow most rare. 

Airax can't fly? Make a splint for the wing, 
Pacha can heal them, he knows the best thing. 
Fangy's tooth cracked, now it has such an ache, 
This Elephante can give you, best medicine to take! 

Now walks with a limp, my Mazzew is hurt, 
Binds in a cast, so the limb stays inert. 
Skree's feathers are dull, its colour is gone, 
Just feed it these berries, until one week's dawn. 

Poor Searex won't swim, has fins with a tear, 
Build a prosthetic, to see how it fares. 
My Rock Petpet is sick, it won't utter a word, 
But that's totally normal, don't be so absurd! 

With wings so tiny, and brown fur so coarse, 
Pacha the Elephante, is our Petpet vet source! 
When there's trouble about, and Petpets need aid, 
Just send for Pacha, and don't be afraid.

An Elephante’s Peanut
by 9kas

Today marks a special day of celebration,
For a species so savvy and full of gumption. 
Neopians dote on their beloved Elephantes 
With Bags of Peanuts for their consumption. 

One Elephante ate and savoured them slow, 
‘Til a huff and puff and a huge sneezing blow
Hurled a small peanut with tornado-force winds -
The Elephante gasped as it flew out the window!

And not only did the small peanut fly,
It flew with a speed so surprisingly high!
‘Til it whacked a pesky Meerca Brother duo
Hard on their heads, stunning all passerby!

Shocked, the Elephante sneezed hard once more,
But this next peanut simply fell to the floor. 
What made that first peanut fly with force,
Whacking the Meerca Bros until they’re sore?

Turns out, that first peanut was not ordinary,
In fact, it has powers that are quite extraordinary!
When Elephantes possess this magical nut
It becomes a nightmare for any adversary!

And this is the tale of how the tiny nut
Became a staple in a Battledomer’s cabinet. 
So be careful next time you see an Elephante - 
He might be wielding an Elephante Attack Peanut!

The Most Helpful Elephante
by thomaswilliams123

Happy Elephante Day to all of the land
Blowing their trucks like trumpets in a band!
They cannot fly with their wings so small
There is one Elephante who seems to know it all! 

When your Neopet is sick and needs some help.
Perhaps they got some bad food at Kelp!
Head to the pharmacy and you will see
A Blue Elephante in scrubs, who's goes by Nurse Glee! 

Any Neopia illness that it could be
She sells the items to ensure a quick recovery!
Neogitus, Bloaty Belly or Achy Head!
Maybe even Neomites in their bed! 

She can help cure it all,
Whether it be big or small!
So next time your Neopet isn't feeling so swell.
Remember which Elephante you should go and tell!

Edolie the Treasure Hunter
by catchinglights

Whether you are hunting for the latest trend,
Or if it’s rare treasures that you seek,
Edolie the treasure hunter will be your friend,
And in her house you can take a peek!

Edolie’s house is full of all her finds,
But don’t you dare call any of it junk!
She opens her doors to inquiring minds,
For the chance to add to their own loot trunk.

Each item tells a story from where Edolie has been,
From the streets of Altador to the dark Haunted Woods.
Though her house could never be mistaken for clean,
Do not underestimate the value of Edolie’s goods!

If you want to search through what Edolie has amassed,
The generous treasure hunter does not mind:
All that’s left is to grab a trusty magnifying glass,
Wish Edolie a Happy Elephante Day, and see what you find!


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