Gnorbu Day Special

The Yearly Shear
by oliyelp

“Shear me! Can you hear me?!”
cried the Gnorbu aloud

For if he skips his shearing day
He turns into a Gnorbu cloud

Not a Cloud Gnorbu, as in the Paint Brush shade,
But a veritable fluffy poof
So on Gnorbu Shearing Day
Trim tips and buffer hooves
Apply potions for smells
And salves to shine and smooth

Your Gnorbu might retire that eve an itchy, swollen mess, 
But good Neopian, do not fear,
For upon first light of the next new morn
His shaggy coat will reappear, twice as dense!

Ode to the Gnorbu
by kimchica

Praise the mighty Gnorbu
The Neopets with a sense of humour
	that tell jokes
	and craft puns
	and make everybody laugh
Perhaps because they were a joke to start

Praise the famous Gnorbu
The names etched in Neopian stories
	Professor Lambert leading the Seekers
	Igneot in the Moltara Cavern
	Captain Tuan aboard the Cyodrake's Gaze
Whose words and deeds shaped history

Praise the gaming Gnorbu
With trophies and prizes to admire
	Princess Terrana as a Shenkuu Warrior
	The Elder and the Lunar Temple
	Scrap racing through Stowaway Sting
That challenge us every day to try again

Praise the dapper Gnorbu
With looks that change overnight
	First Llamameeah when we meet
	Next flowing mane and floppy ears
	Last bald as babes on Shearing Day
Then the coat returns with little fanfare

Praise the Gnorbu

Praise 20 years of joy!

Mutant Ogrin
by fivemilliononly

Have you met a Mutant Ogrin?
It has not two, but three eyes
It looks funny, it makes me grin
Its laughter is a surprise

The ears are so unique
They are spiky tentacles
Can it swim with its physique?
It’s a mystery full of spectacles

It has two horns on the head
They are curvy and a bit pointy
But it is never mad
It likes to smile and be friendly

Never judge by its outward guise
Creepy and hideous, you might find
But it is a true friend and wise
Brightening your days and mind

Which Gnorbu are you?
by acherub

Are you a dreamer in the clouds?
A glutton with sweet tooth?
Perhaps a hopeless romantic?
There’s a Gnorbu to describe you!
The Candy is indulgent,
The Chocolate is smooth,
The Disco is vibrant,
So which Gnorbu are you?
The Royal is classy,
The Spotted is playful,
The Cloud is dreamy,
So which Gnorbu are you?
The Mutant is unkempt,
The Wraith is vengeful,
The Darigan harbours contempt,
So which Gnorbu are you?
The Maraquan is flowy,
The Woodland is fresh like dew
The Plushie is cuddly,
So which Gnorbu are you?
The Faerie is airy,
The Ice is a cool blue,
The Magma is fiery,
So which Gnorbu are you?
Maybe we’re all of these,
To a certain degree.
There’s a Gnorbu to describe you,
and there’s a Gnorbu to describe me.

Pink Gnorbu Knowledge
by drziggs

Our favourite professor, a Pink Gnorbu true, 
In the battle for Obelisk, where he made his debut. 
Top of the Seekers, and a known academic, 
A teacher and speaker, with learning endemic. 

An outfit in purple, and spectacles perched, 
A gold parasol, new topic researched. 
Stunning cravat, with a pocket watch chain, 
Now the Seekers will win, in Obelisk reign. 

A teacher at Brightvale, mind of steel trap, 
In his knowledge of all, there isn't a gap. 
Petpets and history, to riddles and maps, 
Philosophy, botany, now warfare, perhaps. 

Fighting for truth, spreads knowledge to all, 
Ignorance in Pets, would be a downfall. 
A breakthrough is had, eureka we shout! 
Now time for tea, 'fore getting burned out. 

Many articles written, Neopedia pages, 
Knowledge advances, keeps out the dark ages. 
Research and write, we must stay curious, 
Lest we could make, an inference spurious. 

Lambert the Seeker, most famous Gnorbu, 
In Brightvale Library, is knowledge pursued. 
While his coat is fluffy, the mind is sharp-through, 
Woolgathering idly: never this Gnorbu!

Sheariously Cool Styles
by skeletonic

Every year around Neopia 
Gnorbu grow their manes so long
So that on the Day of Shearing
Their new styles are so strong!

First there is a classic: 
Just shaving down to bald. 
Their shiny skin is so pink; 
Though, some Gnorbu are appalled.

Some will keep enough length
To do a cute little braid. 
They’re really creative with their pleats
And all of them really slay! 

Many of the cool Gnorbu
Prefer to keep a mohawk. 
They’re tough and punk and so, so cool: 
I do love seeing them rock! 

Perhaps there are other styles
That might show up this year. 
So happy Gnorbu Shearing Day!
We will celebrate with great cheer!

Bobbing with Bart
by sir_serene

“Do not touch the hat,” he smiles just right,
his shrill laugh pierces sharply through the night.
Apples knock in the tub underneath,
I lean in close to play his game tonight.

He tips his head, excitement unsheathed,
and flashes a grin of pearly white teeth,
a subtle warning dressed up as polite,
here in his home among the haunted streets.

His cold eyes flicker, such a sickly sight,
as shadow stretches from stray lights.
I stare at the water, wondering what’s beneath,
a calm surface concealing hidden frights.

“Life’s something you should sink your teeth-”
The water bites; I bend, unable to breathe.
I flail and thrash as I struggle and fight,
still searching for an apple with my teeth.

At last I burst back into the light,
his applause erupts. Relief. Delight.
I won his little game, my prize, the feat,
but the world feels fuzzy; my vision isn’t right.

It's Time to Groom Your Gnorbu!
by cibola

Your Gnorbu is looking a little shabby,
So let's give them a good clean.
Worried they won't enjoy it?
I promise it's good for them, not mean!

Let's start with Gnorbu Conditioning Shampoo,
Which removes the dirt and grime.
The suds and bubbles are so fun!
Pop them and they'll be gone in no time!

While their hair is wet, time for a cut.
Pull out your trusty Gnorbu Shears!
One snip here and two snips there,
Make sure not to cut their cute ears!

The Blue Gnorbu Comb you'll use next,
It's best for detangling wet hair.
Once that's done, it's time to dry.
No need for tools - just use the air!

Time for a good brush, oh yes,
The Gnorbu's favourite part.
Why not brush a few extra minutes?
It's truly a way to their heart.

It's time for your final tools:
Gnorbu Gel and Eau de Gnorbu Perfume.
Once their hair is slick and they have a spritz,
They'll bring good smells to the whole room!

Your Gnorbu is looking better than ever,
Squeaky clean and dapper too.
Maybe you should do this more than once a year,
I promise your sweet Gnorbu will thank you!

All About Lava
by bilbong2391

I'm Igneot the Gnorbu teacher
Have you come to learn our ways?
You seem like an interesting creature
I'll meet you at the Moltara Caves

Welcome young Neopet!
I will show you our lava ways
Consider staring at the statuettes
They will show your mind how to behave

There's many things for you to explore
Start by reading Fun Lava Facts
What was that roar?
The Lava Monster you will find

But I don't know how to fight
Do I need a special weapon?
Use this Lava Musical Cylinder
It will calm his mind

Lava is not destructive
There's many things you can create
You can read 105 Lava Cake Recipes
And learn how to make a Lava Cupcake

You are a very wise teacher!
I'm sure many have learned your ways
I created a Molten Lava Cake for you
It's Gnorbu day, let's celebrate with joy!

The Maraquan Gnorbu: A Hauntingly Gorgeous Jellyfish
by _brainchild_

This sea creature is interesting,
The prettiest I’ve ever seen!
A Gnorbu is a jellyfish?!
Whatever, she is fun to squish.

She has so many tentacles
In coral pink hue, never dull.
Her mane is a translucent blue,
So beautiful to me and you.

With two arms and a squiggly tail,
She certainly just cannot fail
To please her onlookers. Why, she
Fills everyone she meets with glee.

This Gnorbu Day, get a sea friend
So sure to please you to no end.
Don’t worry, since she will not sting.
In fact, she shall make your heart sing.

Plushie Gnorbu Plushie
by therainbowsheep

Plushie Gnorbu Plushie! A wonder to behold -
Countless of them have been sold,
My favourite soft toy to hold,
Doing so never ever gets old.

It looks just like my sweet pet,
An exact replica - do not fret!
The resemblance so alike, I am set:
On owning several, best purchase yet!

Soft and worn to the touch,
Comfortable to clutch,
It is a little bit much,
How I carry it always and such.

Soothing violet hues,
Monochromatic too,
It is nice to view,
The Gnorbu smiles true.

Go to the Plushie Palace for one,
I promise it will stun!
Your collection is not done,
Without Plushie Gnorbu - second to none!

Professor Lambert
by bittersweet52

I am a professor, Lambert is my name
I hail from Brightvale, of intellectual fame
My brain is an asset, and my time is too
So speak quickly or it's be goodbye to you

Yes, I like books, and I'll gladly debate
But there are other things on my mind of late
A certain gleaming that has caught my eye
Treasures and boons that I cannot deny

The more gold I can hoard the less time I will need
To spend on drafting proposals - it isn't just greed!
After all, research requires funding, you know
The tree of knowledge needs money to grow

Seeking for knowledge is a passion for me
Studies and journals and technology
Vintage and modern, all have their merits
Especially those gilded in 24 karats

Shear Madness! A Poem for Gnorbu Day
by tylerhuyser

On Gnorbu Day, once a year,
Each Gnorbu’s mane *supposedly* meets it fate with shears.
But, what if I told you, not every Gnorbu sits in the chair,
For some colors, quite simply, cannot be sheared!

A Magma Gnorbu is… warm to the touch.
Actually, no. It’s far, far too much!
The clippers melt, the floor starts to glow,
And the stylist vanishes into the depths of Moltara below!

A Maraquan Gnorbu comes in with the tide,
A floating jellyfish with kelp woven inside!
You’d need a snorkel, flippers, and well-thought-out plan,
And better hope that it’s tentacles don’t sting your hand!

A Gold Gnorbu arrives with a brilliant shine,
This Gnorbu’s mane is certainly worth a dime!
But can you snip through that golden alloy?
You can try, but don’t mind if your shears are destroyed…

So even though it’s Gnorbu Shearing Day,
There are Gnorbu who stay the same, anyway.
But don’t worry, there is no sadness,
Gnorbu Day is Shear Madness!

Vandebart’s Apple Bopping Cart
by qeenoneo

Many Neopians visit Vandebart every waking day,
to try their luck bopping for apples, seems quite heinous some may say. 
Step right up and try your luck, 
it is only one that you must pluck. 

No tricks or foolery, Vandebart is sure of that, 
a Gnorbu true to his word with the tip of his hat. 
Step over the stall and choose your lucky apple, 
be sure to steady your breath so you don’t end in a grapple. 

Your stick your head into the musty water below, 
fishing for that lucky apple, look at you go!
Luck however is not on your side today, 
those NP you were saving fall into the water and wash away. 

You’re lucky you did not end up with a case of Blurred Vision, 
that would have made it impossible to proceed with precision. 
You may have also ended up with another’s dentures, 
fished out from the depths of the dirty trenches. 

No matter at all just try again another day, 
the cart will be here in the Haunted Woods awaiting those who want to play. 
On your way out just come and visit the Apple Bopping Cart, 
since ‘life is something you should sink your teeth into’ claims Vandebart.

Sweet, Sleepy, Shyanna
by chiaberry

There once was a Gnorbu
Soft and gentle was she
Her name was Shyanna 
She was woollen Plushie

She tailored and sewed
Until her heart was content
Then she’d pick up her thread
And would go at it again

Crafting for hours on end
Losing sleep from it all
Her muse, everyone she’s met
Neopians big and small

All species and paints
And the trends and fashion
She would delicately create
With love and compassion

Her dreams were too big
Others didn’t think she’d succeed
One day she’d prove them wrong
And create every Plushie