Lenny Day Special

Happy Lenny Day Finneus!
by da_shanuka

Finneus the Lenny is very smart
He likes the biggest books to read 
But also has an enormous heart
Always helping those in need

Neopets come to him with all their troubles
He can’t concentrate without his Plushie though
Luckily in his closet you’ll find many doubles
Hoping the stash never ends, that would be a big blow

Solving riddles is his strong suit
Don’t challenge him on the answer
Because he wouldn’t like a dispute
You don’t stand a chance against this bookish dancer

He hardly ever leaves his archives
For he is too distracted and his brain too mushy
But you will know when he arrives
Asking where he put his Meepit Plushie

Bag of Lenny Healing Seeds
by theguy2020

Special seeds with magical powers,
To find them you may need to search several hours,
For they are in high demand,
Not something you can simply find in the sand.

Healing properties they contain,
Helping to undo a lot of damage and pain,
If you've never used them before,
You'll want to head over to the defense magic store.

Equipment that your Lenny needs,
The famous Bag of Lenny Healing Seeds,
You can use them once every fight,
Regardless if it is day or night.

Healing half your hit points is quite the feat,
When it comes to healers this bag is hard to beat,
However only Lennies can use this magic,
If another species tried, the result would be tragic!

Now that you've heard about these magic seeds,
It is time for you to add it to your list of needs,
Important to pick up today,
As they will help keep your enemies at bay!

Eventide
by betti666

I have stars at the tips of my wings 
The sunset graces my toes
Now boasting a colour fit for kings
I’m majestic and oh how it shows

See, I’m an Eventide Lenny
My feathers show the start of the night 
A colour not embraced by many
But for me it brings me delight

Before this my coat was Electric 
Then I took my chance at the lab
It honestly was over in a moment so quick
And now I will never be drab

Though finding clothes can be tricky
So many outfits can clash
It pays to be decidedly picky
So my getups go down with a splash

With twilight wrapped round my feathers
I shimmer in dusk’s gentle hue
A creature of infinite wonders
Bathed in the night’s quiet blue

Quiz Me, Lenny, One More Time
by juan_victor

Oh Lenny, Lenny
How was I supposed to know?
Your puzzle wasn't right here.

Oh, clever Lenny
I should’ve read every clue
Now I’m stuck once again, yeah

Show me, how do you wanna solve this
Help me, Lenny, 'cause I need the prize now
Oh, because

This puzzle is breaking me, and I
I must confess, this is so hard for me
When I can’t solve it, I lose my mind
Give me a hint
Quiz me, Lenny, one more time

(Parody of the song)

Lenny's Conundrum
by iciclefaerie05

An Elderly Lenny climbs to the peak 
Of Shenkuus mountains, for wisdom he seeks. 
Over the decades and all this time, 
He has sought out reason from rhyme. 

He clicks his poles on the temple floor, 
Wise Old Gnorbu, where is the moon of Kreludor? 
Refract the angle, the shadows cast, 
The moon is only showing at half past. 

The riddles, the rhymes make his heart sing, 
Why force Lenny to retire from his thing? 
He slowly climbs back down to his home, 
Grateful at least he has energy to roam. 

Back in his chair in a lonely library, 
He cracks open a journal in his sanctuary. 
With five hundred entries his only memento, 
On comes a tear, por favor, un momento. 

His feathers now weathered from red to grey-brown, 
Show just how low this wizard’s been brought down. 
His books are now dusty, the shelves lay unused, 
What happened to issuing riddles to keep all amused? 

With a sigh he removes his short feathered cap, 
Looking askance at his starry one like an old sap. 
Sighing he plans for tomorrow's mystery. 
Perhaps investigating ancient history? 

Neither Altador nor Sakhmet will do… 
Maybe Haunted Woods for you know who? 
He makes his plans for the Esophagor, 
What will a Lenny do when the conundrums are no more?

A Tour with the Lenny Curator
by drziggs

The Tyrannian Museum, a place of great learning, 
Satisfies all, for the knowledge you're yearning. 
The Curator present, is a curious sight, 
Of his Mutant colour, please don't let it affright! 

The Lenny Curator, of Tyrannian fame, 
Deep in the Archives, where he makes his claim. 
With glasses and feathers, he is a bit shy, 
But any questions you have, he'll give a reply. 

First stop by the fossils, the bones are quite vast, 
Ancient Grarrl and Chomby, are massive skulls cast. 
"The pointed teeth here, indicate diet of meat, 
While Chomby's flat molars, for leaves they would eat." 

Not just Neopets, but plants fossilize too, 
Botany knowledge, Curator has also accrued. 
"Ferns are quite ancient, and fossilize well, 
Especially when fallen, in mud flats where they dwell." 

Scarabs shine brightly, preserved under glass, 
The Museum's collection, is the best and first-class. 
"Some from Lost Desert, and others lands far-flung, 
See the strong back legs: for rolling balls of dung!" 

The Archives are special, dusty parchment abounds, 
Miles of file cabinets, records without bounds. 
The Curator collects them, a job never done, 
"We have records spanning, all the way back to Year One!" 

Whether shuffling papers or digging up bones, 
The land of Tyrannia, he knows every stone. 
A Mutant esteemed, is the Lenny Curator,  
In all of Neopia, there's no scholar greater!

The Duchess
by merionelle

She dwells in shadows, and shuns the light,
Her specialty lies in the out-of-sight,
Espionage and skulduggery,
Discretion is her guarantee.

The Duchess is her only name,
To control Neopia she's willing to play the long game,
Pulling strings and greasing wheels,
Shaking hands and making deals.

Beware at dawn the Crokabek's cry,
Her messengers and her cunning spies,
With coded missives in their talons they
Carry her orders to the members of The Sway.

Her influence spreads far and wide,
If you should cross her, then woe betide,
This Lenny is much more ruthless than she appears,
Even Meepits run from her and cower in fear.

Someday she hopes the Sway will overthrow the kings,
A grand puppeteer, pulling on everyone's strings.
Until then she'll return to the shadows once more,
Biding her time to settle the score.

A Letter from Margoreth
by sir_serene

I abandoned chalk and printed page
to chase the truths of a buried age,
seeking whispers buried under stone,
where jungle roots have overgrown-
These ruins have become my cage.
New texts to test, new thoughts to gauge,
my restless mind to assuage;
while others clung to what was known,
I abandoned chalk and printed page.
Denethrir hides above, he fears the rage
of monsters prowling this decrepit stage.
Yet in these crates, by dust overthrown,
lie secrets time has never shown,
and so I gladly chose to engage-
I abandoned chalk and printed page.

Lenny Smuggler
by bilbong2391

Do you want to know a secret?
Cove weapons are now in stock
In a place that is ultra secret
Have you heard of the Hidden Tower?

To reveal the prize inside
Which Smugglers Cove item will you find?
Be sure not to contain your surprise
The Lenny Smuggler won't mind

The Retired Smugglers Cove Treasure
This is the item to buy
You won't feel any displeasure
At least you will earn an avatar!

The time to open it has come!
Something has happened!
Is that a Ship in a Bottle Snowglobe?
This is better than I imagined!

I'm glad you enjoyed this new capsule
This is My Life As A Lenny
Time to leave the castle
I hope what you found was plenty

I'll be in Krawk Island!
In a place called Smugglers Cove
If you would like the coordinates
I'll let you keep my Starry Lenny Notebook!

Forever Love
by faeriequeenoffire

At the bottom of the ocean,
Where once the darkest faerie lay,
Lived my heart without a notion,
Of the warmest, kindest day.

But then I saw your glimmering mane
At the Obsidian Quarry,
And your eyes sought to obtain,
Mine at the start of our love story.

Together all our time we spent,
Frolicking in the fields 'tween castles,
Where the faeries often laughed,
At our long and aimless travels.

Take these words and thoughts from me,
And atop the Hidden Tower,
Parade about the valued years where we,
Counted joy not by the hours.

Though our time together dwindles, 
And my eyes no longer see,
Your adventure still ever kindles,
My adoration and respect for thee.

When I lie beneath Altador,
And you yearn to fight and quest,
First leave a coin upon the Tree for,
The one who loved you first and best.

Finneus' Dream
by ariane_black

A thousand years in frozen time, unmoving as a stone,
A Lenny with a brilliant mind, that never failed to roam
In Altador he guards the past, its legends and its clues,
His one companion: a toy Meepit, in bright and pinky hues

Upon his birthday, his dream was shot, the Meepit met its fate,
His nephew tore the stitching wide—then froze, ashamed too late;
The stuffing fell, the secret showed, a hidden scrap of lore,
His nephew gasped and stammered out apologies galore;
But Finneus felt his scholar’s heart ignite with bright delight,
For in that torn and tattered plush there shone a guiding light.

That night, much later, when Finneus was with no one left around,
Once he had took a note of every theory that was found
With careful thread and patient hands he fixed the Meepit seam,
And Finneus tied the final knot, restoring plush and dream.

Prigpants and Swolthy
by sierrasiobhan

In the heart of Neovia
There's a small tailor shop
With Victorian clothes
And cute vintage props

Prigpants and Swolthy
Run this shop with such style
Lets dig up their story
From the Tale of Woe file

When Krawley's elixirs
Changed Neovian folks
Stitched our tailors together
With a horrible hoax

While this Lenny and Mynci
Were stuck one on one
Their hearts swelled with love
And they had lots of fun

When the curse finally broke
And they once more were two
They wanted forever
And soon said "I do"

Now Prigpants the Lenny
And his husband so gay
Celebrate together
On this Lenny Day!

Icy Lenny Treats
by qlobal

No matter how cold the Winters can get,
This Lenny shows up to work without a sweat.
He makes sure all sweet treat needs are met,
Brucicles, lollies and ice cream for each Pet!

The Lenny that works here has a passion,
Serving up cold treats in an orderly fashion.
Word on the street is that the cones are smashin’.
He has enough stock for each Pet to ration.

A rainbow shaved ice served with a smile,
The gelato is worth travelling for dozens of miles.
The ice lollies are a snack that lasts awhile,
And the fruity snow puffs never go out of style.

Each pet lines up eagerly in the Winter Storm,
Get there earlier before the Lenny gets swarmed,
During the day, long lines will often form.
The treats are so yummy, they’ll make you feel warm.

The Chias may get lucky with a Magical Pop,
Making this a worthy one stop Snow Shop.
The Lenny often restocks with quite a large drop,
If you’re in Terror Mountain, be sure to make a stop!

The Baby Lenny and her Chocolate Coated Pear
by agedbeauty

There was a little Lenny,
A babe fresh from the egg -
With tiny little yellow feathers,
And tufts on each little leg.

This wee Baby Lenny,
Was as cute as cute can be -
She loved to hop and flap each wing,
And to sing her A, B, Cs.

But more than really anything,
She loved a sweet crunchy pear,
But only one coated in chocolate 
That dripped sweetness everywhere.

One day the Baby Lenny,
Her little bitty egg tooth fell away -
Oh how she cried as she thought,
The chocolate caused the crisis that day.

The little Baby Lenny didn't understand,
We lose teeth as we grow,
She blamed candy, as growing up to tooth loss - 
Well, she just didn't know!

One day when she'll grow to be 
A Faerie Lenny with feathers everywhere,
But today she's still a baby 
Who'll cry for her chocolate pear.

The Song of the Pink Lenny
by i_lovee_icecream

The Pink Lenny preens,
With one talon midair. 
Cleaning her feathers,
Ready for a fanfare. 

On every Lenny Day,
The Pink Lenny celebrates. 
Dancing at the water’s edge,
And through the flowing straits.

Pretty in pink,
And trimmed in black. 
A Neopet so glorious,
There’s nothing she lacks. 

On Lenny Day,
She sings this song. 
The verse is lyrical,
And the chorus long. 

“La da dee doo,
La da dee dum.
Happy Lenny Day,
Get your guitar and strum!

La da dee doo,
La da dee day.
Sing with me now,
The Pink Lenny way!

La da dee doo,
La da dee dum.
Chirp, chirp, chirp;
Warble and hum. 

La da dee doo,
La da dee day.
Cheer and jeer,
Hip, hip hooray!”

Brains and Brawn
by angelbrat916

Do you want to be known for more than your brain and wings?
Listen up! This is a call to all Lennies!
Are you a flier who desires to be known for your powerful swing?

Are you a scholar who longs to use your muscles instead of your head?
You can build up those flappy wings!
Do you dream that going up against you is something they will dread?

Have you already come up with your fighter pseudonym?
Don't let the stereotypes stop you!
You don't have to say goodbye to the library to say hello to the gym!

You can be revered for your smarts and your brawn!
It won't disrespect your 'Lenny'age.
You can even teach being an intellect fighter to your spawn!