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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By karatzue
Asparagus Chia: Wow, thanks for inviting me over.
Polarchuck: Oh, sure. I can't wait to eat -- I mean... meet your family.

By y0shii
Polarchuck: *shivers* How are you feeling?
Asparagus Chia: Medium-rare....

By _space_bubbles_
Polarchuck: Aah!!! These pesky little black lines won't stop bothering me!

By stinkeryoshy
Fire: Move away from the fire! One more step and you're toast!
Log in Fire: Mmm... toast.

By kennedyt285
Well, this certainly brings new meaning to the phrase "frozen vegetable."

By vnase
Asparagus: Aren't Polarchucks fit for survival in cold weather?
Polarchuck: Yes, you are right -- I'm just wincing
in pain because that hammer fell on my foot.

By rapidash000
Polarchuck: Don't you think that the neighbors will start
to notice that you're growing an asparagus army in your yard?

By pancake378
Polarchuck: I hope his friends don't come and try to take me away in the night!!!
Asparagus Chia in the Backround: Alright, everyone... time for Plan B!

By coco_1991_2004
Polarchuck: Brr... it is sooo cold! *gets closer to fire*
Asparagus Chia: Are you kidding me? You're from Happy Valley, where it's,
like, five degrees in the summer! It's HARDLY cold here at all by comparison...
Polarchuck: That's why I moved!

By chase_the_wind_lady
The friends warm themselves by the fire before
resuming play of the seasonal game "Whack-An-Asparagus."

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