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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By acesand8s
It slices! It dices! It also makes Julienne fries!
Even comes with a lifetime guarantee! CALL NOW!

By andrei_sakharov
Talek: No, Kanrik, you can't have it. Notice, my sword's hilt is suggestive of webbed
Draik ears, which is why it's mine. Yours is elegant and curly, like Gelert ears, and
Armin's blade has two simple points, like Bori ears. It's the natural order of things.

By petshopbrian
Swordmaster Talek: Up in the mountains, friends, scissors beats rock.

By qwerty_rocks
Swordmaster Talek: Swordsmanship's first achievement is the unity of man and sword.
Once this unity is attained, even a blade of grass can be a weapon.
Hannah: Ooooh! He's SO dreamy...
Kanrik: Puh-leeze! I'd like to see him do that with a blade of grass....

By jwong41193
Rock: Hey! Would you mind picking on someone that can actually defend themselves?!?

By ruby_g_t
Kanrik: Oh sure, it can cut through a rock, but is it any match for Galem's thick skull?

By aisha_lover343
Talek: Take that, Scarblade... and that, and that!
Kanrik: Doesn't he know that he's in the wrong storyline?

By vahjra
Swordmaster Talek: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it slices, it dices, and
for a limited time I will throw in this free -- oops... THESE free sharpening stones!

By djpraiseadelik
Talek: See how well my sword can cut through this rock?
Hannah: Yeah... now you just need to use it on your beard!

By tierney2349
Poor Kanrik couldn't decide between swiping Swordmaster Talek's Maractite
blade, or, ahem... a visit to the Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop.
Kanrik: Hey, you told!

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