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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By baby44483
Blumaroo: Velocity calculated?
Scorchio: Check.
Blumaroo: Distance measured exactly?
Scorchio: Check.
Blumaroo: Safety net set up?
Scorchio: ...
Blumaroo: SAFETY NET SET UP?!?

By sarahzhangnz
Blumaroo: I'm so high up that everyone seems like ants!
Scorchio: Those ARE ants, you silly!

By sunny_meerca_2295
Blumaroo: As long as this works, we should have no trouble
getting that pizza there in less than thirty minutes....

By youkaimaster248
Some people call it a "mindless stunt." Others call it "stupid and crazy."
I, on the other hand, prefer to think of it as, "boredom and not getting
your tickets to the Sticks N Stones concert fast enough."

By sheri_420
Scorchio: Are you sure this is safe?
Blumaroo: Of course! How do you think AAA gets that chair of his to fly?

By fatfreecookies
Blumaroo: Oh, I see -- it's like Ultimate Bullseye.
Scorchio: Yeah, but more painful....

By writer_eric17
Blumaroo: Okay, this should put me right on target for that cookie jar.

By nikkidonlon890
Scorchio: The only thing that's defying gravity here
is this catapult with wheels on an uphill slope....

By spicegirlsrock4ever
Blumaroo: Now, why did I have to sign a waiver for this?

By binkie221
Scorchio: This is getting tiring... can we stop now?
Blumaroo: No! Don't you wan't to be famous?!?
Scorchio: Can't we be famous after lunch? I'm hungry.
Blumaroo: No!!!

By ice_skater_diva
Looks like this is one Blumaroo that's about to go BOOM-aroo!

By josayzsonow
Sometimes, letting go is the hardest thing NOT to do!

By siloeclipse
Blumaroo: Is this safe?
Scorchio: I don't know; today's my first day on the job.

By clumsy_snowboarder_g
Scorchio: Are you sure this will send you all the way to the top of Terror Mountain?
Blumaroo: Of course! By the way, did you remember to pack all of my winter clothes?
It's freezing up there, you know.
Scorchio: ....

By da_dragoon
Blumaroo: Are you sure that this catapult is going to enable me to fly?
Scorchio: Yeah... for about 10 seconds.

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