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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 8th day of Storing, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 117 > Articles > The Interview with the Igloo Chias

The Interview with the Igloo Chias

by deke_plushies

TERROR MOUNTAIN - It was cold, freezing and I honestly thought my nose would have frost bite-something quite unbecoming in a Cybunny. Still, I had volunteered to help Deke take notes for her interview with the Igloo Chias. I have never met a Chia in my life, after all, aren’t they supposed to be legends? Anyway, I thought that Deke was going to take me shopping for new greens so I volunteered to help her with this trip.

Sigh. I wonder sometimes at my own intelligence. After all, Deke DID say that she was going to Terror Mountain. Here I was thinking that she was going shopping…geez.

Anyway, my momma, Deke is a budding journalist. She hopes to one day be a real journalist- those who do articles on the Darigan war... etc. *shudder* I don’t think I’ll do very well in war zones, my brother Ongty always said I tripped over my own feet. Oops, back to the story, Deke is now having a temporary internship at the Neopian times so she gets to do those minor articles…etc. Anyway, her latest assignment was to write an article on the Igloo Chias. So here I am.

Let me tell you one thing, climbing up that path is NOT easy, particularly with my soft bunny feet. Brrrr……I can see why they want to move. The local are extremely friendly though. Once, when I fell down, a Blumaroo helped me up and even gave me a slushie. Along the way, almost everyone we passed waved and greeted us and each other. It seems that everyone knew everyone else here. Perhaps that’s why we immediately seemed like foreigners.

I think it took us nearly half an hour to climb the outer path up to the top. We could have taken the faster way through the ice caves but I am terrified of the legendary Snowager so Deke kindly agreed to take us up the longer, safer path.

Once we reached the top, the first thing we saw was a pair of legs covered with a white fur coat. Looking up, an angry Faerie (“Taelia”, whispered Deke) had her arms on her hips. She glared angrily at us and tapped her booted (with stylish snow shoes) foot.

“Where. Are. My. INGREDIENTS?!?!?” she bellowed.

Now let me tell you something, an angry Faerie is one thing. An angry, impatient, cold and unreasonable Faerie is another thing altogether. Luckily for us, Deke had a pass-thing which she flashed to the furious lady.

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you are mistaken. I’m Deke and this is Tigerlily. We are here to interview the Igloo Chias.” Deke didn’t seem scared at all. That’s my mommy! Me? I was hiding behind Deke. Hehe…*sheepish*

Taelia peered down at us -- Gosh she is TALL, "Oh, well… I thought I saw a blue Eyrie. Oh bish, I have to get my contacts changed again. My apologies. I am waiting for an idiot who was supposed to be here ages ago. I don’t suppose you saw him? He said his name is Divineaurora and his pet is called FendaratheCrafty.”

Divineaurora? I thought really hard… I know that name somewhere… Oh! It’s my uncle Paddy. Haha... no wonder the Faerie is mad. Uncle Paddy often gets distracted in the Trading Post. But if Deke wasn’t going to tell her that, I sure wouldn’t.

Deke said something to Taelia and we were plodding down the snow path towards the igloo. As we entered the igloo, the first thing that caught my attention was the wonderful, delicious aroma of hot chocolate… yum! The igloo seemed much bigger from the inside. It was like a circular room, with a counter separating half the room. Behind the counter were lots of shelves of stuff and a door that evidently led downstairs. A ladder leaning on the wall likewise led to an opening on the ceiling -- presumably the attic.

Mika and Carassa were at one corner of the igloo sorting out stuff into boxes. As we entered (we were the only ones around as the restock time hadn’t come yet.), they came over and greeted us. Hearing that we wanted to do an interview with them, they led us through the door behind the counter and down into their main living room. There we sat with hot chocolate in our numb hands as Deke talked to them about the usual stuff like the weather.

A light elbow in my dewlap made me pay attention to the conversation as Deke motioned at me to take notes. I fumbled around my backpack for my stationary. How am I going to become her regular assistant if I keep getting distracted!

Deke also had a fuzzy pen and her notebook- she always writes all her questions down in it and writes down the Chias answers too. I basically was there just to practice and to help Deke in case she misses out anything.

"-- but you’ve been saying you want to, quote, “move somewhere with a more tropical climate” for ages now. So when are you actually moving? Any plans to open a garage sale there, too? I suppose the housewarming party will be HUGE what with your popularity and all.”

Mika nodded emphatically, “Oh yes, we do still intend to move. But as you can see, our garage sale is a huge success and we haven’t sold all our stuff yet. Furthermore, we get a lot of fan mail and items directed here. All those official papers and stuff haven’t even been done yet. It would be quite a while before we do move.”

“Yes, we do not want to disappoint our fans plus we have wonderful neighbours here,” Carassa chimed in.

“Neighbours?” Oops, me and my big mouth! Deke’s supposed to do the talking. Sigh, at least she isn’t angry at me.

“Oh yes, the nice Lenny in the ‘Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop’ often shares some of his new stock with us. The Tuskaninny at Cliffhanger is a regular customer, too,” Carassa replied as she refilled our hot chocolate… yum!

Deke smiled at my content expression and turned back to the Chias, “So is Taelia the Snow Faerie a good neighbour, too?”

Mika responded enthusiastically, “She’s a good lass, kind of temperamental at times but living in these conditions I can empathize with her. We go over for dinner sometimes. She can be really sweet once you get to know her.” After my encounter with that Faerie I’m not sure I agree with him, but I didn’t want to make Deke angry by interrupting again.

Deke tapped her pen against her notebook, she always does that, “Where do you get all your stock from? Some of them are really exotic not to mention recent and brand new.”

Carassa answered, “Most of our stocks are our own items collected from all over Neopia or in some cases, given by fans. We also get some stock from the Neopian shops as they want us to advertise new items… etc. But the bulk of it is from our own attic.”

I quickly scribbled down her answer as Deke moved on to the next question, “So generally what time do you restock?”

Mika saw me struggling to write and said really slowly --what a nice lady--, “We restock about five minutes after the end of the Neopian shop restocks. This way, customers can conveniently come over to shop.”

“Any particular favourite item?” Deke caught on to my distress and too was talking slowly. It was like a funny old comedy except not so funny since my paw was beginning to hurt.

“I would say books are my favorite as we get samples of them. Who knows we might even consider writing a book,” Carassa replied as she stood up and went to attend to an early customer.

Mika smiled sheepishly and rose as well, “We’ll be right back -- it’s one of our regulars. Feel free to help yourself to the chocolate.” He left through the door and we could hear friendly laughter emerging from the shop. They are really friendly it’s no wonder their garage sale is so popular.

Deke turned to me, “Bun (her private nickname for me) do you want to ask them some questions?”

I was so shocked. Me? Ask questions? Like a real journalist! I nodded numbly and started thinking of questions to ask them. Meanwhile, Mika and Carassa had returned and resumed their interview with Deke. As I was busy thinking of questions, I didn’t take any notes but this is the transcript from Deke’s notebook:

Deke: “You have your own game! What do you think of it?”

Mika:”We think it’s great. I’m really glad that the Neopets Team decided to make a game about us. Personally, I’m not that good at the game but I hear that Snowflake is an ace at it. Once, El Picklesaur came barging into the igloo muttering about the game. I assumed he didn’t do very well. Poor guy.”

Deke: “Do you guys plan to battle? The Arena of Ice is just below your floor.”

Mika: "I don’t think so. We are naught but humble Chias… hehe… Nah. We are too busy here.”

Deke: “Is it true the Terror Mountain Ski Lodge is haunted?

Carassa grinned. Beside her, Mika was laughing, “Nope. Only by the Neopets team. Some say it is the Neopets HQ in Neopia. But I wouldn’t know. “

*winks*

Deke had finished her questions; I knew that because I helped her prepare them, too. Nervously, I held up my rainbow notebook and read aloud, hoping that my blush wouldn’t be too obvious, “Have you guys ever been to Mystery Island? It is just the tropical place you are looking for… I mean, Deke took us on a holiday there last year…”

A hand petted my forehead and I looked up to see Deke smiling encouragingly at me as Carassa answered solemnly, “Errr… well. We read The Neopian Times, there seemed to be a problem there recently. We would love to live there, however, last we checked, there isn’t any available land for us there.”

Deke took down their answers so I was free to continue on,"You live above the Snowager. I don’t suppose your stock might have something to do with him.”

Everyone burst out laughing, making me even more embarrassed.

“Oh no, not at all. We’re all good neighbours, we would never steal from him if that’s what you’re asking. It’s not the Chia way,” Mika responded in an easygoing manner.

My final question, this one really made me nervous to ask,”Just to clarify things, how are you two related?”

Everyone laughed again. Honestly, I don’t understand what’s so wrong about questions like that. But I suppose that most people ask just about work stuff so I guess I’m different. After all, I’m not an adult yet… thank goodness!

Carassa stopped laughing first and answered, "We are cousins… I know most people mistake us for a couple but Mika is like a brother to me."

With that, we bade farewell as the restock crowd started to stream in. As we climbed up the stairs to the shop, Carassa put her hand on my shoulder as Mika handed me a box.

“Don’t open it until you get home,” Mika said with a wink. I tried to nod solemnly but the box was too heavy.

As we jostled through the eager crowd, Deke saw a couple of friends and stopped to greet them before we finally reach the igloo’s circular entrance. Going out, we were blasted by the immense cold as we trudged back down the now easier route.

Suddenly, a tall man raced past us and bumped into me. He dropped the half a dozen items in his arms and released some pretty florid language. My box tumbled out of my paws and rolled on the snow, emitting squeaks as it rolled. I hurried after my precious cargo and heard Deke using her vexed tone, "Paddy! Can’t you be more careful?"

She continued to scold my uncle Paddy as my box finally came to a stop and a fluffed out, poofy, annoyed, grumpy Snowbunny hopped out to glare at me. Awww, what a cute gift! The Igloo Chias were so nice to give me a petpet. I always wanted one but Deke said I wasn’t old enough to know how to care for one. As the Snowbunny and I got acquainted, Deke joined me as uncle Paddy now got reprimanded by Taelia for being late. We tromped down the snow-covered path towards home, the Snowbunny giving me trouble all the way, evidently not forgiving me for dropping her.

As we reached our front gate, I decided to call the errant, grumpy bunny “Mika”.

The End

P.S.: Thanks to paddy, aka divineaurora, for letting me abuse his chivalrous name. Hehe.


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