Rubbish! You might be thinking, I know how to leave a guild. Just click
the button down the bottom and you're gone. But it's not that simple, oh
no. What if the guild leader was hurt or offended... or both.
So now, I'm going to tell you how to leave a guild without the guild members
chasing you down marketplace with pitchforks and torches in their hands. Unless
you like that, of course.
First thing first, why do you want to leave the guild? You don't know? There
must be something wrong, or you won't want to leave. Is because it's not active
enough for you, or is there another guild that's better? Or is the guild just
a bunch of selfish Pant Devils who don't give a Negg to what happens to you
as long as you give everything you own to them?
Now that you've decided, write a Neomail telling the guild leader why you
want to leave. Alternatively, you might just not tell them that they are a bunch
of selfish Pant Devils or they might just do a little more than chase you down
the marketplace...
but let's not get into that. Unless you're in to that sort of thing.
Then you just leave the guild. The leader might Neomail you afterwards with
a few excuses. You'll have two choices then:
1. Tear the Neomail to a hundred pieces, flush them down the toilet and
completely forget about it or...
2. Pity the poor guild leader, join up again and donate everything you've
got to the selfish Pant Devil.
And that's all you need to know about leaving a guild. Feel free to Neomail
me for any problems. And thank you a million for not falling asleep by now.
*Glares around* But this does not apply to everyone.
Author's Notes: Please remember that not all guilds are selfish pantdevils
and I happen to know that my
guild is CERTAINLY NOT filled with a bunch of Pant Devils. So I beg
you, guild leaders, not to be offended and chase me down marketplace. It will
be terribly embarrassing. | 
