Jhudora - Behind the Evil Laugh by cleopatra2002_ |  |
I, along with many other curious Neopians, have always wondered: What in Neopia
does Jhudora
want with a baseball cap?! And so now, I will interview that crazed lunatic
of a Dark Faerie, and finally learn what is behind the evil laugh.
On approaching Jhudora's "cloud" (more like an acid pool, if you
ask me), I noticed a tiny, underfed Quiggle, and asked him if he would like
a plain faerie cake that I had just won from Tombola, he muttered: "Can't eat
now, Grawble is getting master Jhudora a faerie, no, no, can't eat now..." And
he went on his way. This will be cleared up in the interview. I entered through
the front gate, and carefully side-stepped several puddles of acid, before reaching
Jhudora's tower. Suddenly she jumped out from behind a cloud, and asked, "Hello,
my pretty, would you like to do one of my quests? From it you will earn great
weapons, that can aid you in the Battledome, all I need is one little item..."
By that time I was feeling a little woozy from the noxious fumes. "Sure, uh,
no wait, what was I here for again? Oh yes. I have come here on behalf of the
Neopian Times, if it is all right, I would like to interview you." So we went
into a little room with dim lighting , and dark, rotting walls to start the
interview.
"First of all, why do you ask people for very cheap items, like a 'baseball
cap', when it wouldn't even fit faeries, or you have no use for it?
"Well, I do have to earn their trust. After they give me these very cheap
items, and I give them good rewards, they trust that I won't give them a bad
deal in future quests."
"Then what do you do with these items?"
"I give them to Mika and Carassa, they are always selling junk anyway. Would
you like some tea?" She held out a tiny teacup, with a purple liquid.
I was getting pretty thirsty, but I couldn't drink the tea--there was probably
something funny in it.
"No thank you, I'm not thirsty. What was that Quiggle, erm, Grawble, doing
getting you a faerie?"
"Grawble is my pet. He runs errands for me, does all the things that I can't
do because people shun me away, or tell me to get off the planet, or kick me
out of their shops, stupid humans, if only the knew."
"My final question is: What are you going to do with these items? All the
books, weapons, toys, they can't be for nothing."
"You Neopians are more clever than I thought. Of course I have a purpose.
The quests were just an excuse to give people my items, I mean, no one would
accept a gift from a Dark Faerie. The noxious nectar, the poisonous lollypop,
if any of these items were ever used on a pet, that pet it was used on will
become my slave when I finally finish my secret weapon. By the way, that tea
isn't poisoned, I give my word. Even Dark Faeries have some honour."
I was very thirsty by now, and she did promise...
The next thing I knew, I was lying outside Jhudora's cloud, staring at the
Healing Springs. If it hadn't been for my notes, I would have totally forgotten
that there even was a faerie called Jhudora, and you would not be reading this
article!
That is the truth about Jhudora, and please my fellow Neopians, I urge you
not to do her quests! Only evil will come of it! Right now I am trying to find
an antidote for her items, feel free to Neomail me if you think you can help
save Neopia! |
