The Gallery of Evil Menaces...Where Are They Now? by chilifry |  |
This past week, two new menaces have entered the Gallery
of Evil: Meuka, and the Ghost Lupe. As I glanced through the gallery,
I thought to myself, 'Where are these maniacal NeoPets now?'
After thorough research, I found their whereabouts.
The Lava Ghoul
A you know, the Lava Ghoul tends to steal items such as, food,with his flaming
breath of lava. I combed through Neopia and found this beast hiding behind the
icy covered tree near the Snowager and Garon, in the Ice Caves. You may have
never noticed this tree before but it is actually concealing the Lava Ghoul.
Why is he on Terror Mountain? You ask. Well, you may think he is used to having
scorching breath, but in fact, he finds it rather uncomfortable and is waiting
until the Slushie Shop is empty of people so he can finally put of his flame
with some delicious (not to mention FREEZING) Coco Whip or Rainborific Slushies.
Don't get me wrong, even though he might soon have his flame put out, doesn't
mean he is not evil, he is still as evil as before.
Dr. Frank Sloth
Although he is hardly ever seen, we have seen many results of the evil Dr.
Sloth, such as, the Mutant Usul, Kougra, Korbat, Cybunny, Kiko, Chia, and many
other mutant NeoPets roaming around, and the enslavement of all the peaceful
and strangely adorable Grundos. I interviewed one Brown Grundo who seemed to
know where Dr. Sloth might be hiding.
Grundo: rD. htolS? lleW, em wonk ton yltcaxe erehw eh si, tub em evitisop
taht eh si gnikaeps hguorht taht raekeps pu ereht. (pointing) eH syawla sredro
su dnuora. eM ton erus erehw raekeps si, tub em kniht s'eh dniheb taht rood
taht syas "PEEK TUO!". em epoh taht spleh. Em etah rd. htolS!! em epoh uoy hctahc
mih!
Translation: Dr. Sloth? Well, me know not exactly where he is, but me positive
that he is speaking through that speaker up there. (Pointing) He always orders
us around. Me not sure where speaker is, but me think he's behind that door
that says "KEEP OUT!" Me hope that helps. Me hate Dr. Sloth!! Me hope you catch
him!
So I looked behind the door where the Grundo instructed, and it said to put
in a code, I didn't know it however, but I guess our best guess is that door
of Dr. Sloth's whereabouts.
Malkus Vile
Malkus Vile, Neopia's biggest and meanest mobster who planned the theft of
Coltzan's Shrine, was much easier to find. Where else would this evildoer be?
The Games Room of Luck/Chance at games like, Scorchy Slots, Jubjub Blackjack,
Krawps, and Scarab 21 trying to lure ignorant Neopians for yet another evil
scheme. He hasn't been successful yet in starting a conspiracy since Neopians
are much more aware since he's been added to the Gallery of Evil. Rumour has
it that he's lost thousands at Scorchy Slots since the machine will not give
him any money because he's so evil, although he doesn't know that! Let's leave
it at that! ;)
Jelly Chia
Since the Jelly Chia has no eyes, it's a little difficult to spot him since
he looks so similar to a weird looking bush. He's been hanging around the Bakery
lately trying to slip into a doughnut and make it a "Jelly Doughnut", so that
when a poor NeoPet buys the treat, he will be dissolved just like Wizzle had
been. Thankfully, he has not been able to sneak in without people noticing him
and since the bakery sells out so fast that he's not even able to buy a doughnut
at all. He's become weary of this tactic and is thinking of another plan to
attack helpless NeoPets.
Shadow Usul
The hardest of all Evil Gallery contenders to spot is the Shadow Usul. Why
is she so hard to spot? Well, simple, she looks like your shadow! Well, not
exactly. Let's say you're walking with your Lupe, look at his/her shadow and
see if it looks like an Usul, if it does, run as fast as you can! It's a bit
trickier for actual Usuls who tend to be the victims of the Shadow Usul. Most
reports have come from many sunny open places, such as, Uni Meadows, NeoHome
Gardens, Collectable Card Shop, the Rainbow Pool, and Mystery Island. And make
sure you look at the Daily Weather every day to watch out for this one! It always
comes out by day, unless there's a solar eclipse.
Rock Beast
A 20-foot tower of terror, the Rock Beast. He's actually quite easy to find,
I spotted him at the Rock Pool. He waits for innocent NeoPets to go into the
Petpet shop on Mystery Island so he can capture them. He has not succeeded yet,
however. Hopefully, he will soon fall into the Mystery Island Ocean and get
eaten by the weird looking sea serpent.
Meuka
Meuka, along with the Ghost Lupe, is one of the newcomers. He is terrifying
green mucus Mutant Meerca creation maybe made by Dr. Sloth. Rumour has it that
the door I searched for Dr. Sloth is where this one Meerca got the code and
Dr. Sloth made him into one of his slaves to give out "Mucus Paint Brushes"
to gullible Meercas, to become his slaves too. I found Meuka at the Rainbow
Pool sitting on the edge of the water as many NeoPets eagerly waited in line
for their new colour. I turned to him and said, "Watcha got there?" He gave
me a toothy grin and without saying a word gave me a paintbrush that looked
like a Rainbow paintbrush, but instead of having red on it had pink, a complete
fake. He pointed at the price tag that said 300 NP. I turned him down. I finally
realised that Dr. Sloth is probably trying to sell Mucus paint brushes that
look practically identical to Rainbow paint brushes at a lower price so that
NeoPets will buy them more. That's a new low, Dr. Sloth.
Ghost Lupe
Last, but not least, the Ghost Lupe, the other newcomer to the Gallery. He
is not noticeable except for his red eyes, which are not transparent. If you
spot him, it looks more like two floating eyes suspended in the air. I've seen
these eyes floating around Halloween Town, mostly near the Haunted House trying
to sneak up on a NeoPet. What he will do is uncertain, and personally, I don't
want to find out.
Remember Neopians, these menaces can walk, so they might've moved after I
found them. But, if you do find them, be sure to run far away as possible! |
