The Prehistoric World of Tyrannia -Plus- Encounter With a Prehistoric Chia

by Izzy210

Izzy210: Hello, this is Izzy210, now promoted to temporary reporter after the incident with Neil Kauvato being out with Neopox. Apparently he ate my Moldy Cheese instead of his cheese...... OK, we're down here at the prehistoric dead end, and we're cutting through this overgrowth...

*a few Scorchios burn the leaves away, and Izzy210, the Scorchios, and the camera crew enter*

Izzy210: And HOLY BACON BELLY BUSTER!!! We've landed in a prehistoric area that has concealed itself in the world for years! This thing looks like it has been here even since Dr. Sloth was the only person here!!

Prehistoric Chia: *Walks up to Izzy210* Ugh. *puts its hands at its head*

Izzy210: Uhhh.....hi! *shakes his hand, and the Chia hits him over the head with his club*

Izzy210: OW!!! You little ingrate!!! *the Chia keeps on clocking him until he is woozy, and the Chia leaves*

Izzy210: Hoo boy....*rubs his head* This is Izzy210, reporting at Tyrannia....ouch....I need a Band-Aid! *Neil and Maria come running up to him from the back of the tunnel*

Neil: You dork!

Izzy210: Thanks for the compliment, I am a nerd.

Neil: no, I mean you were supposed to do a report on how the Missing Link is missing!!

Maria: Thanks a lot, now I'm stuck with it!!

Izzy210: And what's Neil stuck with?

Neil: AN INTERVIEW WITH NIGEL THE CHIA!!!!

Nigel the Chia:*pops up* Hey hey hey!

Neil: *looks at the camera* Turn off that camera!!! *the picture becomes staticky*

[Afterwards..............]

Izzy210: *at office* ummm.....am I fired?

Neil: No, you're just reduced to newbie reporter and from now on YOU can empty your own trash in your cubicle.

Izzy210: Oh phooey.