Top Fourteen Ways to Tell You've Been on NeoPets Too Much

by Mooingchicken

14. You suggest going to Mystery Island for a family vacation, then argue with your parents for hours when they tell you, "We've looked it up, and I really don't think it exists!"

13. When your sister asks what kind of fish she should use to stock her aquarium, you suggest Kikos and Kois.

12. When at the beach with your family, you are horrified at the thought of a Jetsam attacking you!

11. You stand, shocked, when you can't find the Neopian Times at a newsstand.

10. You panic, and yell, "WOW! Currency is changing a lot!" when someone tells you chocolates cost "Three for a Buck"... assuming they are speaking in Neopoints.

9. You lose sleep at night worrying about your Tyrannian Army Position.

8. When you realise your piggy bank is low, you ask your mother to drive you to the Game Room.

7. When you get angry, you threaten people by saying "Watch out, or I'll send my Lupe after you with his Sword of Domar!"

6. You wake up in a cold sweat because of your nightmare about Dr. Sloth returning (The Horror! The Horror!)

5. When the TV won't turn on, your first thought is that you need to download the latest version of Shockwave.

4. After you adopt a Kau, you strangely begin to dislike beef.

3. You mark your return addresses on envelopes with your NeoHome address.

2. You can't decide if you want to paint your cat Stone or Mutant.

1. When your friend asks when your birthday is, you respond, "The 8th day of Sleeping, what about you?"