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 | 12 Pains of ChristmasWaiting in lines is one of the biggest pains. You get a present,
then you must wait in a 10 hour line. When it’s finally your turn, the store
closes! Man!
by brymax406 |  | Holiday Warmth in a CupSo in order to help everyone out there with their holiday beverages, I’ve compiled
a list of special drinks that taste better this time of year.
by ravenstorm1us |  | 20 Things you DON'T Want Under the Christmas TreeSo as I stand here munching candy canes and dodging snowballs from mischievous
grundos, I want to present to you a list of what you DON'T want to see under
the Christmas tree.
by skittleiciousgirl |  | Pressing Your Luck with Black Pawkeet SlotsSure, you can pay the bills for your
neohome, buy food for your pets, and maybe even buy some codestones to train them.
But your measly savings are hardly enough for that paint brush you've always wanted.
by tessd1891 |  | Spread Some Cheer!Well, now that you have regained your senses, it’s time to see what this winter
has in store for you!
by comput6712 |  | An Interview with a XweetokThe first place I checked was the Chocolate Factory in the Neopian Bazaar
in Neopia Central because I had been told by a friend that the Xweetoks loved
chocolate. Bingo.
by dark_knights_sabre |  | Snowball Fight!You are supposed
to throw snowballs at the Neopets and Petpets on the other side of the cool-colorful-stone-thing
wall. That means no hitting Faeries.
by fip |  | How To Roleplay: InteractThe first goal of a roleplayer is to try to involve everyone. Role-playing
is a social act...
by orginalcliche |  | Coming Down Your ChimneyWarning: Proceeding to read and act upon the statements and directions
made further in this article could cause you to be put on the naughty list for
years to come...
by puppy200010 |  | How to Annoy a Snowager then Run Away ScreamingThe first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the
ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it.
by griflinna |  | What Not To Do at Holiday PartiesThe least you can do is grit your teeth, plaster a smile on your face and follow
these gentle reminders to have a good time.
by playmobil_is_my_life |  | The Other Christmas SpiritThe best way to spread holiday cheer is by reaching out to others. When I
say others, I don’t just mean your two best neofriends, the head of your guild,
and that guy who is auctioning off the Plushie Paint Brush that you’re dying
to have.
by laurenzoren |  | The Art of GivingWith so much many choices when it comes to gifts and wrapping, I thought
you might need some help.
by shadowcristal |  | Advent Calendar Prizes You Won't RecieveBut not everything
that was suggested to be released for the advent calendar gets accepted. In fact,
the truly astonishing reality is that a lot don't even get close. What exactly
are these items and why weren't they released?
by cyneo_masters2 |  | The Holiday BluesReports have confirmed that the first sign of this disease was spotted in
Neopia Central, December 1st. A bright, young Yurble was reported to be sleeping
during class, doodling...
by supersmash444 |  | Every Neopian's Guide to a Great ChristmasIf you're looking for ways to add a little more magic to your Christmas,
this guide will certainly help you to make the festive season, (and hopefully
the ones after) memorable.
by chermie |
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Sighting Santa
Almost as important as presents at Christmastime is the pet that brings them--Santa! Every pet, at some point in their life, dreams of catching St. Nick in the act at midnight on Christmas Eve. Now, as any good, well-behaved pet knows, you should sleep all night and not bother Santa while he's working...
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The Different Christmas The residents of 84852 Aisha Avenue were all feeling the wonderful festive
cheer, and each and every one of them were all bustling about excitedly for
the day that was coming very soon: Christmas...
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Iced In The blue pet was jolted back to reality by a
pound on the back by his friend. "What do you think I am, a rug?" he demanded...
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