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Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11 |
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 | The Best Cheap Foods in NeopiaCan't afford to feed your neopet good food? Think again!
by danielleplicka |  | How to Be a Responsible Neo-ChatterWe tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we’ve done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget.
by yngstr |  | The Basic Guide to Maraquan NeopetsThere are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.
by reeses_pet |  | How to Plan Neopian DominationStart out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.
by silvernonsense |  | How to Make a Great Petpage Game GuideGuides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia.
by justlilly |  | Denewbiefication!With 5 easy steps, your account can be whisked from newbie status to give an appearance of an amazing experienced account.
by dzz233 |  | To Lab Or Not To LabTo lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.
by xxo_kacobs_oxx |  | BooktasticHidden in a corner of the orange complex, you can find the Booktastic Book Shop.
by iloenchen |  | Thesis on the Sleeping Patterns of TurmaculusA Factually Incorrect Paper About the Sleeping Patterns of Turmy!
by badbadak |  | Mastering Maths NightmareDivision is the easiest way to get lots of NP.
by 9shorerd |  | Top Ten Superpacks of All TimeA blast from the past covering all of best Superpacks of the NC Mall's history!
by likeshshnia |  | A Salute to the Lenny ConundrumIn honor of this puzzling pastime's upcoming 300th problem, here are 15 things you may not know.
by lkozma |
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Headlines "The Story of a Silent Prisoner" by dragonstorm_75 I still wish for freedom, ever wondering when Lord Darigan shall release me from my cold, unforgiving cell. I write my diary now, for two reasons. One is because I cannot speak, and two is because I want others to know of my plight, and what happened oh so many years ago that robbed me of my life and speech... I was once a noble, brave protector of the Darigan Citadel before its destruction...
Other Stories
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Fooling Myself There was something about fleafs, though... maybe because they were so miniscule, maybe because as soon as you saw one it jumped – vanished – and then you had no idea where it was.
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Sasha's Paint Brush "Oh no," Sasha murmured, eyes in wide in apprehension. The small Usul trembled with uncertainty as she slowly approached the Rainbow Pool.
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Sky Pirates!: Part Four The crew didn't need telling twice. They rushed to light the cannons. A few moments later, three cannonballs were hurled across the ocean.
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