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The Stamp

Stamp collecting is serious business.

by trishabeakens
Bad Joke Hissi (Part Four)

You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula
NT Withdrawals, Pt 2

That's not how you fix a problem. That's the opposite of how you fix a problem.

by korbat2_5
Hingoyle the Pea Chia

Why I'm no longer welcome at the Rainbow Pool...

by goody2shoes153
Local Colour

Believe what you want...

by ssjelitegirl
Pant Devil's Evil, Evil, Evil Twin

Hehehe

by liezelotte8
200m Peanut Dash meets Spacerocked!

oops

by rafa_potter
What A Coincidence

Suspicious...very suspicious.

by jjensen688
Best friends

Like two peas in a pod! Well, almost.

by valokki
Head in the Clouds: Who Ya Gonna Call?

Well, obviously not him.

by yoshisislandbandit
Curse of the Traitor

The day I was cursed...

by krabbox
Friendly Advice

Play on words, word on play..

by alex8008
Refreshing

Interuppting Faerie who?

by butterflybandage
Sweet Tooth

Well, Faerieland is a wreck. But look at those sweet baby lupes!

by huskilydemonic
Incoherent

Hmmm...

by krej1031
 
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"The Flood that Brought Trouble" by hannahcreep
Spike the blue Shoyru didn’t like going to Neoschool. In fact, he had tried almost every excuse in the book to get out of Neoschool but his owner, Hannah, was too smart for that. “Well, I guess if you have Ugga-Ugga, you can’t tell me whether or not you still want to be painted stealthy one day,” Hannah would say as Spike laid in bed. “Of course I want to be stealthy!” Spike would proclaim before realizing he ruined his lie. Spike wasn’t the smartest Neopet in the land but he also wasn’t the dumbest. One day, he asked his brother, Konjik the baby Kiko the following question: “How do you get out of Neoschool?” “I’m a baby that studies magic. I think that warrants me being able to get out of simple learning. Plus, I’m, like, really smart dude.”




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Florg: the Lonely Mutant Chia
Everyone has seen that big and scary mutant chia, known as Florg, at some point. He is famous for his insatiable appetite for delicious petpets, and for occasionally bouncing grundos off the Virtupets space station's walls. But, was he always like this? Was he always as scary and mean as he is today? The answer is no.

by shresthi

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The many benefits of mutant petpets
Make a strong statement with a mutant petpet – perhaps your pet may *think* they look scary at first, but they are fiercely loyal and will be a trusty companion for many adventures.

by smilingpony

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Top 5 Brightvale Attractions
The 11th day of Hiding quickly approaches, better know as the day the glorious kingdom of Brightvale was first discovered.

by silver_mist_91

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The Flood that Brought Trouble
Spike the blue Shoyru didn’t like going to neoschool. In fact, he had tried almost every excuse in the book to get out of neoschool but his owner, Hannah, was too smart for that.

by hannahcreep

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The Crimson Curse:Part Two
Wiluite noticed him approaching. Almost at once he ran up to him, “Arthur! What did you just do?! Are you out of your—?”

by shadowknight_72



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