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Issue: 538 | 30th day of Running, Y14 |
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Short Stories
 | Taking and GivingThe Skunk Quiggle's smile turned into a nasty grin. "Let me see your truck for a second," he said.
by xxxmagiabellexxx |  | A Withering Note"As your business partner, I highly advise against starting anything in this building, especially a hospital! For Fyora's sake, this is a haunted asylum!"
by kaddiez |  | The Rumor"...A Faerie paint brush, and for a bunch of Neopoints, too!"
by honshusan |  | One WeekWe are staying the night at the Wooden Boot, an old inn that smells a little like mothballs and spilled grog and travel-worn leather, but it is nice enough. It was a miracle we could find a place to stay at all...
by vanessa1357924680 |  | Origin of the Pant Devil- Vigilante or Villain? The truth about the troublesome Pant Devil and his origins.
by mrscharliesheen |  | Indefinitely SlowKero; a name which bears much strength and bravery. Some might even say that it rhymes with Hero...
by water_park1993 |  | The Problem of April Second"Because you haven't stopped talking for an hour now. I don't know how you can talk at the rate you do and still have time to breathe..."
by kristykimmy |  | In Search of Kero"I was just wondering... if you'd seen a blue Scorchio? Youngish, a warrior, goes by the name of Kero."
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"In Search of Kero" by ralph89170
He didn't look old, but something in his slow movements suggested years of hardship. He nodded to acknowledge my presence, and then shifted his eyes to the large scar on my forehead. I had foolishly cut myself on a branch in the unfamiliar forests in my rush to arrive here. "I was just wondering... if you'd seen a blue Scorchio? Youngish, a warrior, goes by the name of Kero..."
Other Stories
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 An April Fools Addict
It's very funny but three hundred and sixty-four days of the year (and an extra one on leap years) I'm a very sensible, ordinary person.
by aifricr |
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 Neoquest III Skills and Character Guide
By now, most of you will have heard about the third instalment of the Neoquest trilogy that was recently released. Good character progression, as with the two previous games, is essential if you want to have any chance of beating the later bosses.
by herdygerdy |
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 Perfectionist: Part Two
"I think it's pretty special," Rese admits.
Lyre smirks. "Yes, of course you do. Of course you do." Inexplicably she bursts into laughter...
by virtuosoe |
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