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Circulation: 99,729,623 |
Issue: 198 | 8th day of Swimming, Y7 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
Usually the people who want to take over the world by force aren't the most trustworthy types.
Your Mission is:
You play as a brave Neopian, fighting to save his planet from an un-destroyable ship. You will never be able to stop him, but Neopia will, as soon as they get ready for him. You play in a small little ship, with only a single gun... |
Card Smart
It no longer costs you NP to get a Neodeck, so it’s cheaper than running a general gallery. Although those can be fun, too. Plus, they are better than collecting stamps in that you can take them out again... |
 | Improving Your Station
Well, only those of the highest class in Neopia can get in. You’re obviously not quite up to scratch. That is where I come in. I can teach anyone the ways of high society... |
| Other Stories |
"Lost: Baby Kau. Please return to Faerieland Library" by tessd1891
He decided to go to Faerieland to visit his favorite place, the library. He liked to read, and he loved talking to the Library Faerie. She was so smart, he thought she must know everything... |
"Birthdays and Best Friends" by oldnavyfan10
This meant so much to Kyorai. If he could have a fun party with all the cool kids, maybe he would be more popular at Neoschool. He crossed his fingers and waited nervously...
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"The Meepit Named Little Meepie" by puppers237
"Aw, Missy, can't ya just hold it?" Moonshine said, almost shoving it into my banana colored paws. I shuddered and looked the other way. I don't know why, but Meepits just creep me out... |
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 | Literature that's out of this world!
This week's issue is brought to you by: Booktastic Books |
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Great stories!
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 Nightshift
"Piece of cake!" the trained thief muttered into
her facemask. She had had harder tasks when she was in ninja kindergarten!
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