What Should You Write For the Times

1. What is your favorite part of Neopets?

A. Playing all the neat games; I’m even on the high score list multiple times.

B. Caring for my Neopets; I’ve got four and wish I could have more!

C. Exploring Neopia. My goal in life is to discover Jelly World!

D. Planning world denomination... I mean giving to the Money Tree. *shifty eyes*

2. Do your pets have petpets? If so, what kind?

A. No way! What a waste of neopoints. Of course, I’d earn them back gaming, but still.

B. Of course! Every one of my pets has its own petpet matched to its personality.

C. Yuppers. I’ve got a petpet from almost everywhere in Neopia!

D. Meepits. Meep. Meep.

3. How often are your neopets hungry?

A. Well, I sometimes lose track of time playing Biscuit Brigade...

B. Never! My neopets are all well fed and happy with gourmet foods.

C. Not often, but sometimes they won’t eat the exotic foods I give them.

D. Uhh... never... *twitches*

4. Where do your neopets sleep?

A. Wherever they feel like; I don’t spend too much time on my neohome.

B. In their own plush rooms adorned with toys, posters, and a wonderful bed.

C. In hotels. I travel so much that it’s not even worth furnishing my neohome.

D. Dungeon? What dungeon?

5. Are any of your pets painted?

A. No, even someone who games as much as me can’t afford that...

B. Of course! Each one is painted a color of their choosing.

C. Some of them, only if they agreed to be painted in a Tyrannian brush.

D. They are all painted with the Darigan brush, if they aren’t mutant.

6. What do you usually read in the Neopian Times?

A. Game guides. Gotta keep up on the skills, ya know?

B. Articles about how to take better care of my beloved neopets.

C. Anything related to travel; articles, comics, you name it.

D. I burn the Neopian Times! Bwa ha ha ha!

7. What motivates you to write?

A. It beats me. I mean, I could be playing Meerca Chase 2, but I write instead...

B. Because of my pets. They motivate me more than anything.

C. I have to write down my travels for future generations.

D. TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN NEOPIA!

8. Which of these is your favorite place to visit in Neopia?

A. I especially love places with wheels. Games that don’t take skill rule.

B. Wherever my pets want to go. But not the Haunted Woods, too scary.

C. Everywhere. I have been everywhere (except Jelly World) and can’t pick a favorite.

D. The Haunted Woods and the Darigan Citadel. Oh, and Dr. Sloth’s Space Station.

9. What famous Neopian inspires you the most?

A. AAA. He’s amazing, man! I aspire to someday be as good at games as him.

B. The whole TNT team; without them I wouldn’t even have my neopets!

C. Oh, I have different heroes from every part of Neopia. I can’t possibly choose one.

D. Dr. Sloth. He’s the very model of what a super villain should be.

10. If you could win an award for anything, what would it be for?

A. Playing games. I’m best at almost every game in the Games Room.

B. Kindness. Every one who meets me says I’m nice. Oh dear, now I’m bragging!

C. For discovering Jelly World. I’ll be the first one to go there and be a hero.

D. For my evil deeds!

RESULTS:

Now, have you been keeping track of your answers like I asked you to? If you didn’t, you better start over and do so. If you did, congratulations! You can now scroll down to find your results. Simply count how many you have of each letter and read the results for the letter you have most of. The preferred method of scrolling is with the scroll bar, but you can perform this action in any way you choose. Come on. It won’t bite (unlike my crazed meepits who I can set on you at any moment *coughs*).

Mostly As- You are a serious gamer, more so than most Neopians. You can probably guess what I will recommend you write, but I’ll say it anyway. You should write game guides! You’ve got the skills; time to share ‘em! Read through the archives to find games that haven’t been written about much and type up a guide. Include controls, tips and hints, and cheat codes if there are any.

Mostly Bs- The most important thing in the entire Neopia to you is your neopets, and understandably so. Pull out a pad and paper and write an article about strategies for taking care of neopets. You could also make a list of top ten toys for fussy neopets, foods for picky eaters, or anything else along those lines. Be creative; the possibilities are endless!

Mostly Cs- You are a full-blooded adventurer. Although I won’t say anything about “Jelly World”, you’ve seen everything Neopia’s got to offer. Your best bet is to write a story or series about your travels. Take up a unique point of view and write away! Or, if you lack a fountain of creativity, write an article. You could do the top ten places in Neopia or in just one area of Neopia. You could come up with reasons why Tyrannia is the best land in Neopia or why Faerieland is the best. Anything goes; just make sure your idea hasn’t been done before.

Mostly Ds- Whoa, you’re an evil Dr. Sloth-to-be! Sorry, but you are definitely bent on world denomination. Although comics will probably not be your strong point, as evil Dr-Sloths-to-be usually don’t have a good sense of humor, you could write the top ten ways to make your neopets miserable, or about the best ways to build a dungeon in your own neohome. Just unleash your inner evil to create a riveting article that hasn’t ever been done before.

Well, no matter your results, I hope this quiz has inspired you to write. So pull out a pen or open a word processor and get going! The Neopian Times needs articles and they aren’t going to write themselves!