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Issue: 478 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Techopalooza: Waterfish Its existence is incomprehensible. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Made of Gold? Oh no, she's made of gold! by djudju22_8
	Results May Vary Rain? What rain? by return_of_itsy
	True Story Just to know this actually happened to me ;) by mydads69
	The Brickwall I got a hat! by demopetsneedlurve
	The Pound Chat Never judge a book by its cover. by windish1234
	The Chalieen Adventures #1 Not gloves? by luigi504
	The 'Tok of the Town: This Game Stinks Something's rotten in the state of Meridell Acres... by moonlightfear
	The Dark Side How to deal with that pesky kadoatie. by vira8
	Gender Changing How the Lab Ray really changes genders. by jollygeek
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 2 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	In The Pumpkin Patch THE AWESOME POWER OF A RAINBOW GUN!!! by _owlsong_
	The Trouble With: Battledome Equipment Always make sure you know WHAT you have and HOW it's SUPPOSED TO be used! by acexcat13
	Team Mayhem Doctor Sloth has come to a STUNNING realization about Quigukis. by dark_moon_blossom
	The Funnies: Kreludor Mine In which we learn why there is no working authorization code. by penskii
	CAKE 1 Sorry, Arulor, but CAKE is Khale's favorite word. by redwallgirly
	Neo Life Lessons : Part 1 The real life lessons our site teaches us. Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	Ghost Pets ...You eat what? by ghostlyswim
	Neopian Antics #8: It's tough being the active pet Active pets always go through the worst things... by ahqua
	For the Lulz - The Daily Puzzle I always wondered about that guy... by mooseydoom101
	Literally ~ Babysitter Problems Did you say your name was Rigg_a_Mortis? by pirate_cove
	The Comic comic Gotta face your fear of faces for this one. by caterait
	The Wonderful World of Larnikins Being a Larnikin nester surely is a very hard task. by ertegenaan
	Oblivious Well, that's one way to outsmart the Money Tree regulars... by ilarvitar
	My... My arm? WHAT HAPPENED?!?! by qutgrl7
	SuAP vs. Neopia A Super Attack Pea decides to steal Sloth's diabolical plan to take over Neopia! Who will stop it?! by pockyluv
	Dont Defrost Don't Defrost all foods before you cook or eat. by actinia
	Shades and Hues 06 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 2/15 by mstr_dark
	One Fish, Two Fish When it snows, it... um... pours snow? by fish_puddle
	Tin Box!: Holiday Thank you letters Joy. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Suspension of Disbelief Why plots take place in an alternate continuity... by a_gogo
	In the Eyes of a Ghostkerchief Everything isn't how it seems... by piercecarter
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 8) Nobody NEEDS cereal... by hubadawaha
	Pint-Sized Quoxwood returns home! ...Again! by lachtaube

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"The Xweetok of Faerieland Academy" by sporty2443
Xandra looked up at the Ogrin and grinned. "Can you believe it? The faeries have chosen me to study at their academy! I'm going to perfect my magic with the most powerful beings in Neopia!" Faerieland Academy was famed as the most advanced school of magic in the world. Designed for faeries, its coursework was far too rigorous for any but the most gifted of Neopet sorcerers to handle. Queen Fyora herself headed the school, and to be invited to study there was a great honour...

Other Stories

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Neopian Idol
"Try to contain your enthusiasm as you CALMLY enter the house..."

"PRETZEL!! PRETZEL!! LOOK! LOOOOK!!!"

by pretsel_is_back

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One Card
I sighed and eyed the dusty-tan coloured Cybunny as she drew a thin Scorched Treasure scratchcard out of the metal bin and slapped it down on the counter.

by warzia

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Gourmet Club
An adventurous spirit and the ability to look past what some may call unsavory is an absolute necessity!

Also by boombaby13

by blackwater444

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I See Right Through You!
With my unbiased, revolutionary, humble, and much needed commentary, I will share with you exactly where Neopia has gone wrong this time.

by helpamerica38

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Flashpoint: Part Two
I barely had enough time to fire up my mag boots before a massive explosion shook the space station right down to its imaginary foundations.

Also by livvy_granger

by antiaircraft

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The Play's the Thing: Part Five
"It's obviously supposed to signify Esmeralda's transformation into a maddened witch after she lost the Baron," the other voice said knowledgably. "Gosh, don't you know anything about the theatre?"

by herdygerdy

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