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Issue: 478 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Techopalooza: Waterfish Its existence is incomprehensible. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Made of Gold? Oh no, she's made of gold! by djudju22_8
	Results May Vary Rain? What rain? by return_of_itsy
	True Story Just to know this actually happened to me ;) by mydads69
	The Brickwall I got a hat! by demopetsneedlurve
	The Pound Chat Never judge a book by its cover. by windish1234
	The Chalieen Adventures #1 Not gloves? by luigi504
	The 'Tok of the Town: This Game Stinks Something's rotten in the state of Meridell Acres... by moonlightfear
	The Dark Side How to deal with that pesky kadoatie. by vira8
	Gender Changing How the Lab Ray really changes genders. by jollygeek
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 2 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	In The Pumpkin Patch THE AWESOME POWER OF A RAINBOW GUN!!! by _owlsong_
	The Trouble With: Battledome Equipment Always make sure you know WHAT you have and HOW it's SUPPOSED TO be used! by acexcat13
	Team Mayhem Doctor Sloth has come to a STUNNING realization about Quigukis. by dark_moon_blossom
	The Funnies: Kreludor Mine In which we learn why there is no working authorization code. by penskii
	CAKE 1 Sorry, Arulor, but CAKE is Khale's favorite word. by redwallgirly
	Neo Life Lessons : Part 1 The real life lessons our site teaches us. Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	Ghost Pets ...You eat what? by ghostlyswim
	Neopian Antics #8: It's tough being the active pet Active pets always go through the worst things... by ahqua
	For the Lulz - The Daily Puzzle I always wondered about that guy... by mooseydoom101
	Literally ~ Babysitter Problems Did you say your name was Rigg_a_Mortis? by pirate_cove
	The Comic comic Gotta face your fear of faces for this one. by caterait
	The Wonderful World of Larnikins Being a Larnikin nester surely is a very hard task. by ertegenaan
	Oblivious Well, that's one way to outsmart the Money Tree regulars... by ilarvitar
	My... My arm? WHAT HAPPENED?!?! by qutgrl7
	SuAP vs. Neopia A Super Attack Pea decides to steal Sloth's diabolical plan to take over Neopia! Who will stop it?! by pockyluv
	Dont Defrost Don't Defrost all foods before you cook or eat. by actinia
	Shades and Hues 06 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 2/15 by mstr_dark
	One Fish, Two Fish When it snows, it... um... pours snow? by fish_puddle
	Tin Box!: Holiday Thank you letters Joy. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Suspension of Disbelief Why plots take place in an alternate continuity... by a_gogo
	In the Eyes of a Ghostkerchief Everything isn't how it seems... by piercecarter
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 8) Nobody NEEDS cereal... by hubadawaha
	Pint-Sized Quoxwood returns home! ...Again! by lachtaube

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"Outcasts" by dragon_imaginer
"Are you sure?" asked Mister Evensong, eyeing his daughter. He had stopped combing his mane, and the Royal Kougra set his comb down on the side table. Madame Evensong fanned her luxurious tail, while adjusting her robes and crown. On her usually contented Peophin face sat an expression of puzzlement, one that had not graced the court's presence for many years. Before them stood their daughter. The Royal Girl Kyrii had rushed into their work quarters in a frenzied manner, unlike the normal semblance...

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Neopian Idol
"Try to contain your enthusiasm as you CALMLY enter the house..."

"PRETZEL!! PRETZEL!! LOOK! LOOOOK!!!"

by pretsel_is_back

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Friends Before U-Bends
Couldn't she have told me that after school then? Still, that was just how Sarah worked, so I patiently waited out the rest of the day.

by rider_galbatorix

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Let's Get Ready To Bumble!
Sometimes recycling is a bad thing!

by lab_it

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Man and Ice Cream: The Eternal Struggle
Those nasty ice cream scoops got poor Adee again. ):

by norneia

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Outcasts: Part One
"You want to leave, Daffodil? Do you have any idea what it is like there?"

by dragon_imaginer

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Flashpoint: Part Two
I barely had enough time to fire up my mag boots before a massive explosion shook the space station right down to its imaginary foundations.

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