Quiz: Which Evil Coconut Are You?

     1. Which of the following villains do you most identify with?

     A) Jhudora. People, there’s only 16 minutes and 40 seconds left. HURRY UP!!!

     B) Pant Devil. I like my presents. Advent Calendar is my favourite time of year, and the Rod of Supernova is finally mine!

     C) Tax Beast. I have my top-scoring trophy of the Tax Beast on proud display.

     D) Shadow Usul. I’m someone who is more of the dark, mysterious type - a Neopian of few words.

     E) Lava Ghoul. I can be a bit hot-headed.

     2. You come across a 502 Bad Gateway message. What is your reaction?

     A) Scream and throw my phone across the room.

     B) Play music and jam out to some holiday tunes while you wait for the site to return.

     C) Eagerly wait in anticipation of my winning auction bids. The clock is still ticking, which means auctions will close in due time. Soon, all those items will be mine.

     D) Stare at my screen. Refresh.

     E) Remain expressionless but stew silently. My patience is always being tested…

     3. Something you had been eyeing to buy on the Shop Wizard is no longer available. What do you do?

     A) Immediately turn to venting on the boards.

     B) Look on the bright side, there’s always next year!

     C) Smile, because I was the one who bought them all. Victory.

     D) Let out the smallest breath of a sigh.

     E) Fume about how that ONE person probably got to it before I did.

     4. You see all the wonderful paint brush colours at the Rainbow Pool. Which paint brush would you choose?

     A) Royal Paint Brush. I expect the best. When things do not go accordingly, I’m not afraid to air my opinion on the matter.

     B) Christmas Paint Brush. I’m always ready to be decked out in festive garb.

     C) Golden Paint Brush. Why wouldn’t I want to be the colour of Neopoints?

     D) Stealth Paint Brush. I’m cool, just chillin’ in the background. Nothing to see here.

     E) Fire, Fire, Your Pants On Fire Paint Brush. Approach with caution.

     5. You have some time to play games while you’re restock-banned. Which game will you be playing?

     A) Make Some Noise. I’m all in with that Techo fan - LET’S GO!!!

     B) Igloo Garage Sale. Mike and Carissa are classic - they always have great deals on the best finds!

     C) Food Club. It’s the most profitable return on my investment.

     D) Sakhmet Solitaire. It’s a peaceful, quiet game that I can play for hours.

     E) Volcano Run. Go Glubgar! Just try not to catch on fire - simple, right?

     6. Altador Cup is starting soon! What will be your strategy for the Cup this year?

     A) Rally fellow Neopians around my team on the Neoboards! Our team spirit will be made known to be loud and proud!

     B) It’s the time of the year again! Time to deck out my pets in full Altador Cup gear.

     C) All I do is win win win no matter what! Score 15-0 in Yooyuball games all day, every day and MAX OUT ALL THE GAMES. Points = Prizes.

     D) I sign up for a team. That counts as participation, right?

     E) I’ll throw in my weight, but there’s always those other people who should be doing more!

     7. What is your completely honest opinion of the Quiggle at Coconut Shy?

     A) There is NO WAY that I keep missing. The game is RIGGED! That Quiggle needs to be responsible for such a travesty!

     B) He should give away more coconuts. Presents for everyone!

     C) I already have all the Evil Coconuts already, so I don't really need him.

     D) I’m secretly wishing that he would give me the avatar by now.

     E) Why hasn't he given me a coconut already?!

     And the results are in! Count how many of each answer (A-E) you got to see which Evil Coconut below best represents you!

     Mostly A’s: Wailing Evil Coconut

     You’re not afraid to express yourself. You have thoughts, feelings, and emotions to share with the world, and you’ll take to the Neoboards. If anything comes across to you as unfair or unjust, you are going to call attention to it immediately - there is no letting it slide. Some may perceive you as loud, outspoken, or over-the-top but you would rather speak your mind outright instead of withholding your opinions. It’s called communication. Others can take it or leave it.

     Mostly B’s: Seasonal Evil Coconut

     You prefer to not take things too seriously, approaching every situation with a light-hearted attitude. The holidays are your absolute favourite times - it’s the most fun time of the year! You count the days until the next Advent Calendar begins, and the moment the Month of Celebrating arrives, you know you will be immediately decking out your pets with the most seasonally on-trend attire, just like the Seasonal Evil Coconut.

     Mostly C’s: Golden Evil Coconut

     You are a wealthy, elite player who has stuck around long enough to reliably predict the cycles of supply and demand in the Neopian economy. You’re a shrewd purveyor who understands how to capitalise on money-making opportunities at just the right time. There is an insatiable, competitive drive that motivates you to continue amassing riches and building an even greater fortune. Others stand back in jealous awe of your achievements. The Golden Evil Coconut might as well serve as your trophy in this already-completed collection of your stamp album.

     Mostly D’s: Silent Evil Coconut

     You live your life with a zen-like approach, fully embodying the quiet, thoughtful, contemplative nature of the Silent Evil Coconut. Most of your time on Neopets is spent lurking on the Neoboards, where you spend endless hours scrolling through the dramatic happenings on the boards - you don’t particularly enjoy participating in conversation, but rather you choose to observe from the sidelines. Often you’ll find yourself silently judging everyone around you, but you will never tell them your true feelings.

     Mostly E’s: Burning Evil Coconut

     You are easily annoyed and infuriated by the many shenanigans that happen around you. Like the Mystery Island volcano, anger and annoyance bubble inside of you. You’re fuming inside, about to explode, but you would do absolutely anything to hold back your anger and wrath - no one can see the full extent of your anger! So just like the Burning Evil Coconut, you hold your composure despite smoke coming out of your ears at times… though who knows if one day you’ll finally explode?