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Cellblock - Behind the Scenes

I don't know if you ever played Cellblock before, but if you did, you probably just laugh and snicker at every prisoner/thing every time you win.

by twestie
Questions: I Just Have to Know...

I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them.

by tree_rhymer
Advanced NQ II Part 3: Your Toughest Enemies Nailed

The final installment of the three part series will be a guide to defeating two of the toughest enemies in the game, The Four Faeries and King Terask II.

by aphromeda
Find a Career in Brightvale

If your little darling wants to pull up stakes and migrate to Brightvale, sit it down for a few moments to talk about what life will be like when you get there.

by fjcormier
Neopets TCG: Battle for Meridell

Today, we will look at my favorite cards and combos from the first expansion of the Neopets TCG, Battle for Meridell. What's exciting about this expansion is that it introduces a new type of card: Locations.

by slickninja
The Advantages of Being a Pack Rat

There is always one person in everyone's family that just can't seem to let go of those items that everyone else find useless. I have always been one of those people...

by kevsgrl2004
Lookin’ For the Hip Beat at the Concert Hall?

Hey, its not easy to be a jive talkin’, street walkin’, beat boxin’ gig hopper, you dig? If not, then you probably need to read this most of all.

by twirlsncurls5
Petpets: The Hasee

They love to bounce, bounce, bounce and eat tons of Tropical Fruit and well you’ll learn more so keep on reading!

by neomaniac1603
Tips and Tricks for Submitting Your Article

Now it's time to...*drumroll* WRITE YOUR ARTICLE!!

by bananasr4u
Making Neopets Work For You - A Guide To Budgeting

So you think that pirate paint brush is an impossible dream? Think you'll never be able to even your NP amount with a certain borovan? Or do you just want to update your bank account to 'Ultimate Riches!

by tobasco_101
Obsessed with Hannah

Are you obsessed with Hannah?

by exusmandragon
The Villains Behind the Scenes- Kauvara

Where does Kauvara get all those bottled faeries she sells?

by shape_shifter1992
The Road that Lead to Maraqua's Tragedy

After months of snorkeling training I have finally been able to visit the ruins to do research on it’s destruction, and also to mourn for the thousands of Koi who lost their homes...

by keng200
Neopia: A Material World

I ask you, when did Neopets become about hours and hours of training for your tired pet to become ruler of the Battledome? When did it become more important to buy paintbrushes than good food and toys?

by ampolin1
I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Guild Invites, There They are Flooding Up my Neomail Inbox-Long Ones, Short Ones...

It’s an useful thing to have, yet it won’t take the rubbish out. Instead rudely expects you to take that yourself. But can you expect more from Neomail?

by plushieowner
The Lesser-Known Petpets: Deaver

The Deaver is a clever little creature that sells for 8 dubloons... but you can’t put a price on Petpet love!

by simsman24000
 
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Does She Work Alone?



As we all know, the one responsible for the bottled faerie industry is Balthazar, one of the menaces of Neopia. Kauvara is a (supposedly) good and kind shopkeeper selling magical items and potions to benefit the citizens of Neopia, devoting her life to this business. So, what is this model citizen doing associating with one of the most hated villains of Neopia?...



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The Dream About Vegetables
"Ahhh!" I screamed. "I'm finding myself falling into a big red circle! I wonder what it could be."

by sarahsuk

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The Grey Faerie's Purpose
It was on this day that a faerie was walking through the dusty, empty alleyways in Neopia Central. This faerie was different though. Her hair, which had once probably been a beautiful, airy blond, was limp and white. The ponytail that she held it in was all but falling out...

by a_fowl_rox

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The Woes of an Avatar Pet: Part One
"But what is this place that she wants me to go to?" I asked Cassie shyly. "Why should I go?"

by precious_katuch14

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Darkness Gathering: Part Four
 "Be careful," Supernova called, "we don't know what's up there. This place could be haunted!"

by harmony1473

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Paled Grarrl Tails
You're a scaredy Aisha!

by littleariel05

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Neo Cappucino 3
Happy year.... 1? O-o;;;

by raptor291



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