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	Everything Under the Sun: A Guide To Mystery Island So are you tired of coming home after a long day of making Neopoints? Are you fed up with fighting pets, too much work, or an over-crowded guild? Do you need to relax but don’t know where to begin? by tinybaby_orange1
	99 Ways to Avoid Cleaning Up After Your Petpet Are you tired of cleaning up after your Petpet? Well here are some ways to avoid it... by lflm
	The (Un)Official Destruct-O-Match II Strategy Guide Yes, the second most popular game on the site has its own sequel. That’s the good news. The bad news is, that “Destruct-O-Match I” has expired. by ross123115
	Lupe Conundrums: Logic Has No Place Here I got to thinking: Lennies have their own Conundrums. Why can’t Lupes? After all, Remus is an ULTIMATE GENIUS (103) Surely that must make him the most intelligent pet in Neopia. by pk_fire14
	Attack of the Slorgs A Yurble farmer from Meridell has had some problems with an infestation of Slorgs attacking his crops, destroying "the finest fruits and vegetables in the whole of Neopia". by jazz_invincible
	8 Steps to Ultimate DOOM! Have you ever wanted to spook your friends, but have always failed? Maybe you would just like to improve on your skills? by magicofexcalibur
	Reasons Why Tombola Man Should Be Your Best Friend Er, he gave me sandals again. Blasted Tombola... by xprecious
	50 Things To Do With Booby Prizes Irritated by the useless junk laying in your SDB? by amekishi
	The Value of Saving a Neopoint or Two Always wasting Neopoints? Need some tips on saving? Tons of tips and tricks right here! by j1494a
	9 ½ Fun Activities for the Absolutely Broke Neopian All right. Admit it. You blew your entire savings buying that cloud paint brush for your Lupe. So now, you have dust and cobwebs collecting in your bank and your Neopets are fighting over the last omelette. by chibi_zoo
	The Lesser-Known Petpets: Wadjet The masculine, manly, Cleopatra-esque Wadjet is a sandy-looking creature that hails from the Lost Desert. At least, I think it does, because I haven’t heard anything about the Wadjet much since it was first released... by simsman24000
	Neo-Manners What the dignified Neopian needs to know to avoid being reported, ridiculed, and laughed at. by _shakky_
	51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest II So here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play NeoQuest II; this includes info on its characters, and its villains. by extreme_fj0rd
	Neopian Cookies, Can Your Pet Resist Them? I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’ No Neopet can resist the delicious tempting sweet goodness of a cookie, especially when it’s covered with gooey chocolate or icing. by angelic_kittykat
	Dear Roxy: Back In Black Black is the new color for this winter season. Slothy, dear, that trench coat even though it may be black will never be in style so I suggest you buy a new jacket for this winter season. by roxycaligirl101
	The Great Fears of Neopia What could be a better way to find out Neopia´s greatest fears, than asking some famous Neopians? But who to ask? by gloss_frozen
	Wacky Island Mystic Fortunes: Part 2 Why are you always so good at predictions, Island Mystic? sighs and goes off to buy potatoes by gkskis
	Bell’s Field Guide to Neomails If you’ve ever won a contest, or lead a very important guild, you would know that the business of Neomails is a really tricky one. Hundreds of Neomails flood your inbox at an alarming rate, and believe me, it can really get on your nerves... by belldandy213
	How to be an Awfully Good Musician Today’s lesson is all about how to be an awfully accurate, ear-popping musician! Yes, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I know absolutely nothing about music. by violinoutoftune

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I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and into my fuzzy blue slippers. Well, at least one of my fuzzy blue slippers. The other seemed to have gone missing...

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She couldn't imagine that anybody could've been watching her. Yet, before she could ask the stranger who he was, the pet, as if an apparition, disappeared in the cool night air. Sylvia was terrified.

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My new sister shrugged and said, "I don't know, but if I were you, I'd rather think of what'll happen to you when she's done collecting avatars."

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