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Questing Your Way To Fame And Fortune

Quests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable source of items, Neopoints, and stats...

by rhoc
Explore -- Tyrannia

Tyrannia's not getting any colder! Get your seatbelts ready and hang on…we're going to Tyrannia!

by cyborg8000
Anger Management Game Tips

Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?

by chris_loves_sany_q
Escape From Meridell Castle: The Guide (Levels 1-10)

Valrigard the Draik has been imprisoned for a crime that he did not commit. Your task is to help him "Escape From Meridell Castle".

by neostephania
The Beauty Contest - Let your inner artist run wild!

Many Neopians submit a drawing of their pet to compete against other drawings for Neopoints and a trophy! It isn’t this simple though - many other factors come into play!

by mental_4_poogle
The Secret Art of Wasting Neopoints

Now many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother?

by sato_master
A Begginers Glossary to Plushie Tycoon

Keep this in mind when you start, the reward is great because you are playing for one of the longest time periods of any Neopet’s game.

by christmas_faerie17
50 Items That Never Made It

I got to wondering, just how many odd items are there that didn't make it. So I went to Kayla, who knows everything, and asked.

by silver85349
A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine

I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

by spoonguardonline
Saying Goodbye to the Kougra

Why the third most popular Neopet in Neopia?

by slamina83
 
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"Dust" by oldnavyfan10
His life was like this dust. People used to need dust, when it was dirt. They would need it in their gardens, to grow flowers and plants. Now, it is simply there...




Other Stories


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Cara's Gift
She looked around her room. Three other beds were in the room, all neatly made. The other orphans must be up already.

by o_apollo_o

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The Shadow Usul’s Gift
Why is it no one likes me? I'm not popular at Neoschool, I don't have any friends. Like other students would want to hang with me anyway. Why would they want to hang with me if own family doesn't?

by who_caresxx

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The Shade Flame Legacy: Valrigard - Part One
"What, do you like being called Traitor? Is that who you really are?"

by smurfafied1800

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Awakening - Part Five
Hiterkuna felt an explosion and everything was black. Victoria and her father sneered and tied her up. Then, Tarnath shouldered the unconscious Zafara and they left, laughing.

by smurfafied1800

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Weird Neopia
Falling from the sky...

by artnerd

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.:The Wizard of Odd:.
Neopia's first Pirate Mutant Meerca.

by torchwing996



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