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	Dearest Sophie... Yes, Sophie, I am your loving Meowclops that often follows you around on your premises. So you may be asking why I bothered to write a letter to you in the first place. Well, this letter is that of complaint, and I'm complaining about my meals! by mistoffelees_cat
	Get Ready, Get Set, Get Shopping! On the third day of the month, every shop in Neopia, with the exception of the Hidden Tower, sells their items at half price... by binkygirl999
	A Guide to Sophie’s Stew Well cackle I finally got my own game – Sophie’s Stew. Being the absent-minded witch I am (my Great Grand Aunt twice-removed told me it runs in the family), I will need some help to complete my powerful spell... by the_biters
	Game Avatars: The Easy Way The other type of person, which I am guessing a lot of people fall into, are just very impatient and don’t think very much of themselves where games are concerned, or probably not at all. This guide is most certainly for you... by neo05021991
	The Misunderstoods- Are They REALLY Evil? Right now, you are either thinking that I am crazy or that I am a villain and/or supporter of evil, evil, vicious things, and that the Ghost Lupe fits into this category. After all, he is in the Gallery of Evil, right? WRONG. by shroomsrock101
	5,000 NP Vacation: Faerieland Ah, yes. Vacation. Simply hearing the word gets anyone excited... by youkos_lil_fox
	Site Spiffification If I won site spotlight, I'm sure you can, too! Good luck with your site! by pillsburydoughgirl
	ROCK ON Neopia How did Yes Boy Ice Cream get its name? What is so special about Chomby and the Fungus Balls? And why is 2 Gallon Hatz spelt with a Z? by diva_esque
	Are You A Fashion Disaster? Honestly, how can your beloved Neopets do their dailies everyday dressed like that? by purplepassiony2k
	O, the Joys of Owning a Slorg! These little fellas are more than just a blob of slime!!! by astros_fan63
	Traversing the Tricks and Traps of Turmac Roll When Neopians are enjoying a pleasant stroll through the fields of Meridell, every so often they are forced to jump aside as a Turmac comes hurtling past, bumping and bouncing along... by cougars8888
	The Gallery of Oddballs There are some Neopians who should never be called normal... Also by dawningstar by joykit
	Arranging a Neopian Expedition Are you and your pets looking for a relaxing retreat? Or are you more prone to exhilarating trips to the most exciting places in Neopia? Either way, you most definitely want to plan your trip wisely! by lassie_nikki

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Neopian Oddballs

So we’ve all heard of the Gallery of Evil. It contains villains such as the Shadow Usul, Balthazar, and the infamous Dr. Sloth. And most of us have seen the Gallery of Heroes: there, we honor all those who fight to protect Neopia, go about righting wrongs, and look really good waving weapons. And those who are neither heroes nor villains are your everyday normal Neopian, right? Wrong!

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Night of Thade: Part One
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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part Five
“How can he say that about us? It’s not like we chose to be blessed by Dread or whichever member of the Drenched it was that blessed us. It’s not fair!”

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