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	Battledome-ify Your Neopian Times Items Imagine your Neopian Times Beanchair promptly stopping and stuffing that pesky, claw-sharpening Kougra... Well, that's what this article is all about! Also by shadowcristal by doughnut215
	Get Inside the Minds of the Neopet Models Okay, I know you all have seen them. Those adorable neopets who pose for the neopet shields on your user lookups. One would think that these pets have the easy life... by dancer_girl_4_cheer
	The Cheesy Villains Awards We've got a great show lined up for tonight! But first let's head on over to the red carpet, where many villains are already arriving! Our correspondent Lord Darigan is waiting. Also by blubblub317 by dan4884
	The Life of a Champion "We were hoping for an interview!" I smiled. "We feel all of Neopia needs to hear the tale of someone so famous as yourself!" by mystery_island111223
	Attack of the Slorgs: This is NOT a Game Guide This game has some more sinister motives. Why, oh why, do we actually WANT to destroy these slorgs? by squire_genevieve
	Destruct-O-Match Guide and Tips Destruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get better. Practice makes perfect! by snorklex3
	5 (Possibly Fake) Ways to Beat the Blues Games, games games... how do you make them fun again? by huskergirl08
	Making Its Mark Whether it be a rainy day, a sunny day, or a snowy day, the Neopian Times will keep you inside just so you can read it in peace. With amazing article, astounding stories, and creative comics, it is worth hours of entertainment. by o_apollo_o
	The Neopian Economy and You This study will not only explain how the Neopian economy functions, but how to use those functions to your own personal benefit. by syber2001
	Neopia's Hottest Trend: a Special Kind of Packrat You need to tell everyone that what they think of as junk is turning into a large collection of visors. So you put a message on your user lookup—look at my collection, you proclaim. I am a collector! by sillyliss
	DaemonBane's Guide to Owners Sometimes, for apparently no reason at all, your owner will 'dye' their hair. What it means is one day your redheaded owner might come home with brown hair. If it helps, think of it as a new paint job. by stargal145
	Why the Haunted Woods Beat the Darigan Citadel The most recent and quite shocking turn of events concerning the Altador Cup was the triumph of the Haunted Woods over the minions of the Citadel! by lassie_nikki
	A Gnawing Curiosity In my opinion, the Times is better than books--at least the Times doesn’t burst into a cloud of discolored smoke when you’re done with it. by literalluau
	The Art of Fishing But really, fishing isn’t just a word, or something to do in your spare time. It’s not even a sport, really. It’s an art, and this article will make you realize that. by mygoodguild
	Slow and Steady Wins the Flash Games Having trouble with flash games because of a slow computer or laggy connection? I can help! by kleptie
	Influential Ideas But every now and then, one author or artist’s vision comes to be shared by others—written about by other authors until it’s almost canon, the accepted way that Neopia is. by tdyans

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"The Issue 250 Delivery" by precious_katuch14 and shadowcristal
The Neopian Times publications office was a small, clandestine room tucked away in the bowels of the Catacombs, where nobody took much notice of it, except when submitting stories or inquiring about the next line-up...

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The Day 250 Struck: Part One
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