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	How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind. by pirate_ahoy
	Pizza! At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made! by doggieloover23
	Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets! by forgottencreation
	National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels. by kawaktongbee
	The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia! This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia! by matthewm344
	Veggie Livin' Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty... by pixie_dust_318
	A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!! by thepetlover48
	The Exquisite Winged Scholar A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie... by nurtureearth
	Dinner Party Treats 101 What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love. by star_lilly_784

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"Why Am I So Blue?" by elfwick
She was stocking up our medicine cabinet because I had just gotten over Bloaty Feet and had used up all of our Magic Smelly Socks. Well, actually, we had only used a couple of them. I snuck the rest into my Secret Sanctum because I like socks, but...

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Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie, sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly, otherwise..."

by silent_snow

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Why Am I So Blue?
I was a very curious little Xweetok, constantly getting myself into tight situations from which my owner, Elfwick, would have to rescue me. I remember one particular adventure better than any other. It was the adventure that inspired me to become a Defender of Neopia...

by elfwick

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Adventures in Brightvale: Book I - Part Two
The Grarrl looked at his partner and fluttered his eyes. "'To the authorities if necessary.' Well, if our little telltale don't take the cake. He's a fancy talker, ain't he?"

by newenglandquizzer

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Defender Chronicles: The Beginning - Part Two
"Anyway, I want that report. You wouldn't want to keep the boss waiting now, would you? And don't try anything... stupid."

by toffee_choc

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B.B.Y 2000!
Look 10 years younger! And it only costs 10k!

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Wocky Whiskers Etc.
In this case, "WHOOSH" is not a good thing...

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