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	10 Ways to Say 'I Love You' Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday. by mo0moo
	Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy... by cyneo_masters2
	Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute. by summerlove77
	The Anatomy of Random Events A breakdown of the randomness of random events. by sweet_star06
	Interpreting the Battledome Screen The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics. by pianoru
	On the Validity of Zapped Petpets Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous! by carrotopian
	Where Do Owners Come From? We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from? by boofy113
	Interview With The Uppingtons That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it? by jambammer
	The Cutest and Most Lovable Items Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug? by btcomsa12
	A Different Kind of Valentines "What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day. by _snuppy_
	Gee, Thanks Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. by jeanlucgertie
	Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. by theneoowner

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If Giving Gets Growls

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!

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