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	The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it! by unstoppablepain
	Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response. by sweet_star06
	Why Plots Are Preferred Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp? by streamergurl
	The Ultimate Guide to the Moon Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away... by speredude321
	Tarla: Helpful or Harmful? We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them... by deformedxmuffin
	The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets. by bryonyrae
	Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints... by stars_and_stripes180
	Riding the Turdle It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing. by diva_esque
	The Guide to Ugga Smash! The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent. by rye_rye07
	The Gelert Contest Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured. by paranoia_suxx

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"The Extra" by jelleyfrosting
We were pets who no one wanted or cared about, but our happiness was still vital to a few losers who petitioned for some proper care to the pets in the Neopian Pound. Thus the teachers. They picked the brightest out of the Neoschool and had them teach us for an hour every day...

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Neopaltropaly: The Last Allusion
The rule of the village was that only green neopets were allowed to live there. It was said that other colors attracted the horrible monster...

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Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises
It was today, the final day, that had excited murmurs racing throughout the packed crowd. Tensions ran high, for today was the biggest event of all - the hero's exhibition match...

by jjquil

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Catching Up: Part Five
The Fire Faerie nodded. "It's often the Light Faerie," she said, coming to stand next to Patricia, "who leads the group. Who makes it all happen..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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Vanity: Part Two
He offered his arm and she placed hers lightly on top. She knew from living with Sarah that this was the customary way beauty contestants of opposite genders in the area traveled in public. She also knew from having a brain that it was going to be hard to keep her arm up...

by literalluau

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Just Funny
*sigh* More snot...

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Fer Sure
I have eaten 37 Wockys.

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