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Issue: 293 | 25th day of Hunting, Y9 |
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| The Altador Cup: How to Prepare!Are you ready for the Altador Cup? Well, you certainly will be after you follow these steps!
by super_star_08034 | | Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...
by shamboo5 | | What's In a Name?Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...
by decarious | | Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and OwnerSince I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...
by duster119 | | The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and ConsWith huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?
by lorien127 | | The Dandy Guide to Being UnfashionableWho needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?
by susankidwell | | Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New LayoutMany find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...
by xoxstellar | | About PremiumSo what is Neopets Premium?
by kaelay | | A Guide to Getting in the Neopian TimesAre you just trying out your writing sense? Trying to earn a trophy? Trying to earn that Neopian Times avatar?
by lavalampsnake99 | | How to Make a Good NeoAdventureI'll teach you a few tips and tricks that should get you a five-star rating!
by computer_wizz | | Top 25 Things to do When You're Bored on Neopets2. Find that one picture TNT put on the "new features" page that one day that had that one meepit. Watch it blink... and blink... and blink... and blink...and move its nose... and blink...
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Headlines "Waiting for Anna" by extreme_fj0rd I am the lie-weaver, the illusionist, the trickster, but most of all I am the storyteller--despite the fact that there is no longer any story. It has been swept away by the sands of time, crumbling slowly into erosion until there is nothing left of it but mere legend, myths that weave their tangled threads around young minds at bedtime. There is no reason any more for me to tell the truth...
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Usuki Man Maybe you don't know why being a green Usul is so bad for a boy. Well, the thing is, Sally is a green Usul. Having sisters who leave their Usukis around the house doesn't make the situation any better...
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Jhudora Who? "Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!"
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Waiting for Anna: Part One Here, then, I shall set pen to paper and write out a tale which may have happened, or may not have happened, or may be only partially true. Here, then, is the story of a girl who thought she could do everything. Who almost could do everything...
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