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The Secrets of Scratchcards

What the scratchcard vendors won't tell you about the scratchcard game...

by turquoisephoenix
Your Pet's Personality

Those guys are the reason Neopets is here but they don't get enough attention or a decent personality. Yes, your little pet ought to be the centre of your Neopets account...

by kelly_d60
Neopia's Best Socks

Socks are everywhere in Neopia, no doubt about it. Neopians are playing with, eating, and even wearing the foot-shaped objects. But all the while you are using your socks, have you ever thought...

by susankidwell
Find Your Perfect Hat!

Have you ever wondered what wearable hat is right for you? Take this quiz right now to find out!

by confiserie
Round Table Poker Game Guide- A Computer's Analysis

One important way to gain an advantage in this game is to recognize the players' tells. A tell is some kind of sign that gives you information on the hands your opponents have.

by sagesw
A Neverending Boss Battle Guide

What do you have to defend Neopia? A tiny little fighter that has one kind of weapon. Figures.

by __beren__
Truggdon the Grundo: Slave Turned Icon

Truggdon started out in his early years at Virtupets Corp. just like every other Grundo slave descendant: poorly treated and without much to look forward to...

by goldwingsapphire
11 Books to Keep Your Pets Away From

The general public needs to know.

by mrpanda1
Neopian Times Story: Yet to Have A Title

You've just completed a really awesome story for the Neopian Times, and you're about to submit it, when suddenly you realize that you don't have a name for it...

by beastybas
How To Be a Royal (Who Needs a Paintbrush?)

Ever wish you could be like those dashing aristocrats… but do not want to hand over 1,750,000 Neopoints?

by kitsune_tricksterfox
Collecting Coconuts

There are 25 different types of coconuts, each more evil and more sinister than the next.

by lizzex8
Top Ten Spooky Petpets

Hand-picked and chosen, researched thoroughly, here they are! My Top Ten Spooky Petpets!

by lupinius
The Dangers That Every Petpet Owner Faces

Petpets are always getting into trouble and need rescuing! It’s a constant job to keep all of those little petpets out of harm's way...

by shakinheadtotoe
Love At First Dip!

You do own a Chocolate Fondue set, right?

by purplepassiony2k
 
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Ban These Books



Have you ever wandered into the Book Shop with your lovely pet looking for some light reading? If you have, you've also likely seen at least one of those "questionable" books -- you know, the ones you really hope your pets don't choose to read. This guide will inform you of the top eleven books to avoid while browsing the Book Shop and some possible consequences of letting...



Other Stories


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The Baby Burden
Welcome to the family, Krystun!

by kougra_helper_9157

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Today Is the Day!
"Today's the day!" I squealed, falling onto the hard floor of my bedroom. I pranced around the room while cheering "Today's the day!"

by treekofreako

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Six
Nightsteed snorted. "They need you to care. Cities need that. They're like wagons; they can move on their own but they need to be lead or they'll end up off the road..."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Sunshine and the Sphere: Part Two
Out of his small window he could see a faint tinge of colour on the horizon. It was almost dawn, and he was indeed late...

by punctuation_ninja

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The Mysterious Pawkeet
Ever wondered who might have owned your petpets before you bought them?

by bovinegrapevine

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Obsessed? Me? No Way!
Maybe that's thinking a little too far.

by pheonix_cat



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