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	kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments... by kittyaloha
	The Dough Makes The Biscuit The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time. by oddball_001
	The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X. by aisha_gurl_forever
	What Kind Of Darigan Are You? There have been many different periods in Darigan culture, and various different perceivable attitudes within these periods. by sweettartlucy
	Unis: More Than Just A Pretty Face I have decided to answer some common Uni myths and misconceptions to help shed some light (and truth) on the falsehoods that people judge me by. by toastlike
	Ten Things You Should NEVER Say In Neopia We've all been there before, right? Said something and then thought "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said that..." by shadow717
	An Ice Crystal in the Rough: The Igloo Garage Sale The Igloo is, all-in-all, an overlooked shopping wonderland, complete with variety, rare items, unbeatable prices, and convenience. by illumine
	Koi Care Basics Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times... by inveigle__
	Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like... by featherwingedangel
	The Ultimate Guide to Unreleased Attack Peas There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas. It is in a place filled with lush vegetation such as gigantic turnips and cabbages, twenty-foot string beans, and a rich variety of never-before seen fruits and berries that even Jake the Explorer hasn’t seen yet... by alvin8arnold
	While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls! Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society. by rypsy999

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Peas Paradise

As of this writing, only three Attack Peas have been released, and those are the Attack Pea, Seasonal Attack Pea, and the Super Attack Pea. You can only find those peas at the Smuggler’s Cove in Krawk Island. Unfortunately those three Attack Peas are already out of stock, and as a result it will cost you a few hundred million Neopoints to buy one from another Neopian (due to its limited quantity and good Battledome stats). Don’t lose hope, though! There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas.

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