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	Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed! After all, without them, where would we be today? by jayo289
	In Other News: News on Paper I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real. by yippo_yippee
	Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride. by fyora123123
	Competing With Edna So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs? by giggilogalmewmew
	Top Ten Usukis In Neopia Some are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool. by respect19
	Applesick Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples. by black_sunset01
	Beyond the Brass How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started. by mheetu
	How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith. by rubicanteoffire
	What's Sought, What's Not! An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens. by destinationxunknown
	How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things Step 3: dislocate kneecaps. by larkspurlane

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Applesick

For thousands of years, throughout the history of Neopia, pets have been falling victim to the Malus domestica's awful children. Yes, my young neopets, I am referring to The Apple. The dangerous substance can be purchased and traded in almost every food market in Neopia. Even the Advent Calendar ventured to give out apples several days in a row. Markets such as the Health Food store in Neopia Central often sell this offensive fruit in varied forms. Some of our very own citizens have even gone around...

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