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Sartorial Shoyrus: A guide to Shoyru-specific Wearables

A run down on the dashing threads you can treat your Shoyru to this year.

by lotusbutterfly
Moustache Protection- Seven Things you Must Avoid

For many pets it is a mere fantasy, but all long to achieve it. Dynasties have fallen due to the lack of one, and those who are blessed with it, flaunt it proudly to anybody they meet.

by macana
The Hairy Tash: A MANIFESTO

THIS IS OUR MANIFESTO.

by larkspurlane
A Mutant Easter

I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items.

by mamasimios
Sympathy for Balthazar

We all know him. Faeries fear him. Sometimes just uttering his name sends chills down one's spine: Balthazar.

by snodin
Key Quest and Heresy: A Second Look

Thought for the day: A logical argument must be dismissed with absolute conviction!

by thatsextraheretical
The Complete Beginner's Guide to NC Trading

Did your neopet recently see an NC item they just had to have, but then you couldn't find it in the mall? Or are your pets' closets full of old items they just don't want to wear anymore?

by horsecrazyirishgirl
Surviving Restocking

That awesome item...

by yayzz_1245
How to Throw the Best Easter Party in Neopia

Let the planning begin!

by rainbow1614
Surviving April Fools Day - Tricks of the Trade

Oh, April Fool's Day — the classic time of the year where mischief is in the air. Have you ever been pranked by one of your friends?

by rtt53
Scaredy-cat's Guide to Surviving the Fool's Day

The 1st of April is here, and all of the Neopians prepare for it in their own special way.

by chilly888
 
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"Crooked Glasses" by ayame_23
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked." Privately, Avram continued to find small satisfaction in this as they grew older and Nick continued to wear glasses that sat lopsided on his face, because Avram's own cowlick had never gone away either. Today, however, Nick's precariously angled glasses were not the center of his focus...




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The Remarkable Rainbow
"Well, logically there is no possible way for a rainbow to be here without any sunlight. Yet there is always a rainbow, no matter what the weather is..."

by amysmother_8

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The Best Easter Negg
Sometimes the best Easter Neggs harbor the biggest surprises.

by brokensilent

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To the Infamous, We Salute You: Part One
Mrs. Sleet snatched up Tally’s paper from her desk. Aside from the miniscule amount of writing on it, it was completely covered in doodles. Doodles of Acaras...

by water_glass

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The Meepit Adventures: A Tale of Two Staffs: Part One
Mr. Meepit has to save Neopia from certain danger, but this time, he has help.

by doody_duty

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Snip Snip
Do they even sell these?!

Idea by newmoon653

by _razcalz_


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No Sugar
I'll give you a hint.

by pawz11



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