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How To Make A Personal 50k A Day Game Guide

Depending on how easy games are for you AND the current ratios for each individual game, your 50k a day guide could provide you with games that take you 30 minutes or less to complete...

by sylanne
Creative Ways To Use Your FFQs!

Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.

by indulgences
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Mediocrity

This Wheel isn't exciting. But like every other Wheel, this has prizes.

by hydro_thunder001
The Journey to Find the Origin of Relic Pets

Where did Relic pets come from?

by jahangir201
Guide to Becoming A Better Neopian Citizen

I'm here with a guide to turn your frown upside down!

by kaitlinhoneybee
Pound Chat Terminology

Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all.

by alexakame
Conversing With Armin the Small

Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership?

by dustinismine
Choosing Your Shop's Location

Choose the perfect location for your newly opened -- or not-so-newly opened -- Neopian shop.

by moldier
 
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"Terror at 20,000,000 Feet" by emblo93
There were, Landin thought, only two real certainties in life. The first was the unreliability of maintenance technicians, and the second was the unfathomable need for the higher-ups to run the alarm system at any and all hours for "emergency testing." Even though there was no concept of "night" on the Space Station, there was...




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The First Time
A prequel to the Battle for Meridell. How did Lord Kass get to where he was?

by archetype

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Terror at 20,000,000 Feet
"Please, everyone! I need you to listen to me!" It was no use. The Ogrin would not be heard. As Stale came to this realization, his stomach slowly sank. Something horrible was coming, and he was the only one who knew.

by emblo93

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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Two
There were state of the art security systems protecting every single floor and not once in the fifteen years or so since the building's construction had it ever been breached.

This of course didn't fill Clayton with a great deal of confidence...

by herdygerdy


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Ridley's Ruin: Part Two
"So he wants you to join his band?" Fay asked, crinkling up his nose like he always did when he didn't believe something.

by ireneholmes

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The Best Defense is a Good Offense
You can't be immune to Random Events, but you can always have a strong Active Pet.

by _dragon_legacy

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That One Family
Tumilan gets lonely.

by basiop



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