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An Interview with Delina, A Dark Faerie

A reporter knocked the door of a beautiful shack in Faerie Land

by abinorm05
A Frontline Report: The Cooty vs Mootix war

As of the Times issue 282, "Mootix" is the plural form of "Mootix".

by sybilious
Volcano Run II – A Game Guide

We’ve all had it happen. You start playing Volcano Run II. You get to your best distance ever, and then something always goes wrong.

by tsiegred
Symol Day Colour Guide

Which colour should your Symol be?

by pikachu315111
Regal Garb: Customizing Royal Neopets on a Budget

We all know the struggle of chasing after that retired Neocash item, or trying to save up for that million Neopoint background. So when it comes to royal pets, things can get a bit complicated.

by loyalty_sustained
Oldschool Cool: How To Become A 'Deckball' Champion

Hold on to your Uni, ladies and gentlemen, because we're going on a magical adventure through time.

by shaved_llama
Night Creatures: Items

Part 2 of the Night Creatures trilogy

by water_park1993
Spectacular Slorgs, Color and Scent So Misunderstood

In honor of Slorg Day, I am here to dispel the common myths about Slorgs which have been circulating around

by _brainchild_
Character Backstories and Backgrounds: The Sway

In Year 15 a mysterious league emerged from the shadows to claim the power of the newly discovered Obelisk, the Sway.

by loumina28
Adventure Awaits: Grave Danger Indeed

Neopets beware, but Petpets take care as you venture into the Neovian catacombs.

by nostalgia_14
 
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A Frontline Feport: The Cooty vs Mootix war



War is nothing new to the world of Neopia, from the Lost Desert to the current conflict of the Obelisk, Neopians are familiar. But unlike other wars, which have come certainly, if slowly, to a close, one conflict has outlasted them all, and been largely ignored by the.. larger inhabitants of Neopia. I’m speaking of course, of the Cooty War, in which the Petpetpet, Cooty, is rebelling against their (as they see them) “oppressive overlords”, the Mootix. I’m here today on the frontlines.. which happens to be a couch in a rather cozy neohome, watching the battle unfold on the back of a Warf. I’ve managed to secure interviews with participants from both sides to bring you all you need to know on this age’s long clash.



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Of Silence: the Game
Prison was the last place I expected you to be...

by werelupecookies

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The Cryptid Club Files: The Jubsquatch
This was the first time, however, that Maud had claimed to have some sort of tangible proof other than a gut feeling.

by broadway_bby

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Hitomi the Witch
After all you are a very magical girl....

by downrightdude

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Skipping School: Part Three
All my legs were bound, my wings had been tied roughly together, I was gagged and blindfolded, I had no idea where I was...

by invalid

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Cups and Cakes
Your NT SUBMISSION is evolving!

by music_cake9

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Battledome Foes and Woes
When you are trying to look intimidating in the battledome but your owner just isn't helping.

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by umbreon133




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