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	The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23. by no1_tails_fan
	The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview "As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!" by kaitlinhoneybee
	Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations "Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!" by loyalty_sustained
	The Spooky Food Shop Exposed "I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..." by _brainchild_
	Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian "The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..." by cryistalene
	A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time "Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020 by corrina404
	Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia Happy Halloween! by mickey_a94_a39

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"Night of the Evil Coconuts" by cazcazig
Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats. The wise elders of the tribe, Umma Bunga, Cinto Pango, and Tshimba Pango, all vowed to protect and maintain the Mallow Jungle. The chief, Umma Bunga, placed a hand over his mouth and vowed to "speak no evil". Cinto Pango covered each side of his face and vowed to "hear no evil".

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A Strange and Sour Night
"'On the night of All Hallows Eve, when the border between this world and the next is at its thinnest, bring a bag of candy to the overgrown pumpkin patch, deep within the Haunted Woods. Only then will you find what you're seeking'"

by smartalecked

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Is the Tooth Faerie Made of Teeth?
"A shaggy Lupe's head emerged from behind a horrid pastel Ona-shaped chair. Beneath his bushy eyebrows, his yellow eyes flicked left and right, glowing in the gloom of the dimly lit room..."

by liouchan

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"Welcome back to my chronicles of finding and making the best foods in all Neopia! The tales I’m sharing today come from places parched of water and overwhelmed by the heat..."

by doglover3662

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Castle Planners Journal: The Meridell Day Tragedy
"The crowd of pets attending the Merridel Day festivities were quietly whispering rumours rapidly across the ballroom. Nobody knew who the shouting royal Acara was, but the name Count Durlston was known by a few pets. It was the name of the Skunk Ixi that lived in secrecy in the castle as a prisoner, but that was all..."

by ferretboy85

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The Job Interview
Non-avatar givers need not apply.

by minmomo

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Wayfarers
"This is a night of terrors..."

by ssjelitegirl

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