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Unique Hues This Petpet Appreciation Day!

"Everyone loves Petpets, don’t they?"

by _brainchild_
Neopian Water Wonders

"Happy Petpet Day! Let’s take a deep dive into the fascinating world of the pets of our Petpets"

by parody_ham
Most Common Petpet Based on Where You Live In Neopia

Celebrating the Petpets from all over!

by chaeldar
The Petpet Predicament

Why choosing the perfect petpet for your pet may pose a problem.

by bymoonlit
An Overview of The Ecology of the Krawk Petpet

"Many scholars all across Neopia have dedicated their lives to researching Petpets. Every year, new species are discovered which help us further understand the ecology of Neopia."

by timezor
The Weirdest Petpets in Neopia

"While most users opt for standard, conventional Petpets for their pets, there are those who have tastes that are more strange and unusual." Collab with smartalecked

by jokirs
Going for Gold: The Petpet Protection League

"Did you know your Neopets can earn a trophy just by playing with a unique Petpet for long enough?"

by crumpetcookie
A Guide to Spooky Petpets!

"Petpets are a great gift and companion to our Neopets. Do you have a spooky Ghost Neopet? How about a zombie Neopet?"

by califorthehomeless
 
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"Yooyu are Appreciated" by swordlilly
The lines at the slushie stand seemed never-ending. Cheryl Shelly the Red Tuskaninny slid from machine to customer, customer to machine, endlessly: Zeenana slush, Jumbleberry slush, Chokato, green pink blue pink green blue blue. Sometimes, when she was hours into her shift, it seemed to her as if all the customers who came were just three individuals, copied over and over. One roared impatiently, with green slits for eyes and a very wide mouth. One frowning, purple and disgruntled, puffing. And one pink-fisted, moving forward demanding, demanding. Cheryl served them all with the plastic smile she'd been taught to paste on her face. Her hands were sticky with the slush that inevitably spilt from time to time, and she washed them during the breaks that never seemed long enough. The ache in her arms and waist was always worst at the start, but after enough time had passed she no longer felt it. Same with the scent of the fruit and the whir of the machines - annoying at first, but finally just a constant in the atmosphere, a hum, barely perceptible. When would the shift end? Her eyes drifted upward. Why was there a change in the air? The hum was receding. There was a beeping sound..




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Grave Danger - A Story
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Mae's Mysteries: The Case of the Missing Necklace
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by satintiger

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A Corsair Among the Stars
"Doubt gnawed at Korzara’s inside as she stood before her destination..."

by zennistrad

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Rain of Mortogs
A normal user only sees a simple message...Collab with krowkano

by romina_r

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Petpet Jumble
Put your un-scrambling skills to the test with this Petpet themed jumble.

by srr8383



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