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Embracing the Sea's Bounty: An Interview with COFL

For the first time ever, the Neopian Times presents an exclusive interview with a representative from the Confederation of Fish Lovers (better known as COFL), a mysterious organization that advocates for fish consumption at every meal. Our correspondent, Ned, delves into the intriguing world of COFL and its unique mission. Prepare to embark on a fish-filled journey of delight! - Being a professional, I make a habit of arriving at least 15 minutes before every interview. I like checking the scene and doing a little prep work before my appointments. However, the directions given to me were so convoluted that I arrived at the Confederation of Fish Lovers Headquarters just in the nick of time. Looking up, I found myself before a grand building, adorned with fish-themed decorations, naturally. This HQ is not so naturally located in the middle of the Lost Desert. My scaly sense was tingling with anticipation. Or maybe it was just sweat. To the left there was a hidden doorway adorned with fish-shaped doorknobs. Following the (very detailed) instructions I received, I knocked thrice, and a hatch opened, revealing a fish-costumed representative named Captain Finley. Immediately he exuded an undeniable passion...

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