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Petpet Valentines

Happy Valentines Day!

by twinkle_jazz
The King of Meridell - Valentines Day Special

Don't forget all the lessons...

by sir_serene
Everybody likes gifts!

Show your friends some love!

by chocokelle
Some Kind of Varsity Valentine

The triumphs of high school Yooyuball. Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
Valentines Day at Kelp

It's the best day of the year!

by juli_puff
Dinner with the Scarlets: Valentiney

New color, same old Paint Brush jokes.

by june_scarlet
A Creative Contest Valentine's Day

Whatever prize you seek, don't bank on it... Happy Valentine's Day, creatives!

by i_lovee_icecream
A Happy Ending?

Have a Happy Valentines Day!

by lunensis
Fancy Meeting You Here

Happy Valentine's Day!

by logical_loophole
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

Rejection is so heartbreaking :(

by winner19955
Glory Days: A Lovely Gift

Take notes everyone!

by darkpassage
Random Oddness: Valentines

Enjoy your Valentines chocolates!

by mistyqee
Don't regret your Valentine's Day gifts

Valentine's day is time to gift your loved ones sweet things they might love. Or not. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by crankylovebird
A Loves Sacrifice

What? You really didn't expect an Usukigirl to have high standards?

by rebeccanmn
T3H Praedius

Should Gelerts even eat chocolate??

by arttimo
Love at First Sight

The mightiest tentacles!

by valokki
Love of Chocolate

"What's Valentine's Day about?"

by serebii251
The Suffering of a Heartthrob

Umbra found themselves as the new IT person, but people don't understand that not everyone loves the same

by ariane_black
The Floating Islanders - Valentine Veil

If the speech check doesn't give you away, the smell will.

by yankeesrule244444456
Handmade with Love

"...This will be perfect!"

by pikcel
Cavities: Valentine Admirer

There's No Greater Love

by thegoddesofxweetok1
Blossoms

Some fancy chocolates there.

by twillieblossom
You've Got Neomail

Who could it be from..? Collab with blazing_coolz

by tian174
The Right Valentine's Gift

"Flowers? Oh... okay..."

by midnight_tango
A Dangerous Time of Year

Current wait time at the Healing Springs: 5 hours

by mix_star
 
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"The L-Word" by quanticdreams
Kanrik rounded the corner to see Hanso frantically doing the trick of stomping on the trash in a garbage can so you can fit more stuff in it. This was unusual because it was three in the morning and they were in an alleyway. “Oi. Lockpick.” Hanso jerked slightly. It was an improvement over the last time Kanrik had startled him, when he’d jumped a foot straight up in the air. “Huh? Yeah?” “Do I want to know what you’re doing here?” He scoffed. “Take a guess.” Kanrik pinched the bridge of his nose. The Thieves’ Guild was a massive operation, and he couldn’t be everywhere at once. Delegation was a necessary gamble. The Brightvale branch in particular used to be headed up by an old Hissi who called himself Grandfather. He’d had a particular interest in training thieves from childhood. Kanrik, despite himself having been recruited as a boy, was not convinced of the efficacy of this. Sure, it had worked out for him, but he was lucky enough to develop a level head. There was no way to predict how a child’s personality would turn out. Hanso was the nightmare scenario. Fyora help them all, they’d given an impulsive, chatty, lovesick teenage boy an education in how to steal anything that wasn’t nailed down and several things that were. For a minute during the whole Faerieland debacle, Kanrik had wondered if this was his cosmic punishment for allowing Hanso to exist. But against all odds...




Other Stories


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Valentine’s Day at Kelp
"The Maitre D' arrived at Kelp early to set up for the special Valentine’s Day dinner. When the restaurant first opened, it was booked and impossible to get in but nowadays..."

by spukl1

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A Chocolate Coated Cabbage?
Another instalment where we explore Neopia through various cabbage items.

by betti666

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Stylish Wearables for UN-Valentine's Day!
Starring Maldice the Stealthy Draik, Malmagma the Magma Draik, Malumbra the Halloween Draik, and Christine, their owner!

by _brainchild_

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Wearing Your (Broken) Heart on Your Sleeve This Year
I’m just going to say it - not all of us enjoy Valentine’s Day. As Neopians, we are far too familiar with heartbreak.

by jackie247

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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir
"The spell Edith had used during her presentation to make a shrub grow twenty times its size was a finicky one. Harmonies did not suit every plant the same, but..."

by josephinefarine

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1000 Hours Outside: A Tale of Two Friends
"Thoroughly committed to the program, the friends were starting to draw blanks about what to do outside. It seemed they had..." Collab with honorrolle

by superkathiee



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