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Funthing Has Happened!!

Why are you all leaving!!!!???

by white_tiger0226
Skarl in the News

What did I just witness? Collab with xxjenraexx

by serebii251
At the Altador Cup of all places...

No...? I'll go change.

by starbiology
Language Trick

Rejection! What will this Petpet do now?

by anarkau
Blossoms

Did you have fun with your friends today?

by twillieblossom
The Tournament pt2

We gotta go...Collab with luc187 and nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty
Dad Jokes: Moehug

"How are you?" Collab with dottie27a

by therainbowsheep
Something Has Happened! - Depressed Potato

Poor sad potato...

by jjensen687
A Different Type of Treasure

It's 10pm, do you know where your Neopets are? Collab with one_headlight

by _hannah123445_
Cool Wearables

As cool as they are, maybe they're a weird gift choice...Collab with beckyx191

by prulletje1852
NeoDorks: Cup Edition

Score!!!

by ixienthusiast
Will I EVER Find my Magma Time?

Oh I cannot wait to find...Collab with pequepanda

by kimpossibleluvr
Lazy Life

"You never want to do ANYTHING!" Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
Daily Void Collecting

It ain’t pretty, but it’s honest work. Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Never Give Up On Your Dreams!

This little Buzz has icy dreams... the right morphing potion might help. Collab with lyndsey4657

by aquaantoni
 
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How to Stave Off Boredom at the Neopian Hospital



You’re volunteering at the Neopian Hospital. Repeatedly. Three or four shifts a day. And when you started, it sounded exciting. But it turns out that in between treating the occasional case of Neggitus or Sneezles and waiting for the waves of Neopians injured fighting Voidlings in Brightvale, volunteering at the hospital is … actually pretty boring. What’s a Neopian to do? Find ways to make things more interesting, of course! Here are some ideas to try in this guide to staving off boredom while volunteering at the Neopian Hospital. 1. Volunteer to help with the food. Hospital volunteers get a meal during their six-hour shifts, and the hospital always needs volunteers to feed the other volunteers. Some days, you won’t get much of a respite—you just ladle up the Lamb Broth that the Soup Faerie dropped by, and you’re back to sewing up stitches in 20 minutes. But on days when the food prep is a little more intense, you can spend an hour or more chopping ingredients and baking Fruity Swirl Souffle. And yes, while it’s annoying for that elderly Elephante orderly to always ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese, cut in half—it’s way better than treating 72 cases of Watery Eyes. 2. Volunteer to pick up supplies Someone has to run to the pharmacy to get more cures; why shouldn’t it be you?



Other Stories


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The Fleapit Motel
Charlotte the Red Kougra was having a tough morning and it was not even 9:00 am NST.

by spukl1

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Spooky Foods For All
Howls in the night and creatures of fright – the Haunted Woods, a home to many, and a nightmare to plenty.

by ningkov1

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Do You Have What it Takes to Run the Hidden Tower?
What are you doing lurking by the Hidden Tower gates?...Collab with neoaggie99999

by 9kas

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Casual Clicking for Fun and Profit
There are many reasons why you might be trying to kill time on Neopets. Perhaps you’re waiting for a shop to restock, or for new Kadoaties to beg for expensive foods, or for your Neofriend to answer a message.

by ellienib

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Atilan
"Aloysia only looked up from her book to roll her eyes at Roxton. 'If I didn’t know before, the last ten times you told me would’ve been informative enough. Now leave me alone'"...

by quanticdreams

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Triccity's Travels: Mystery Island
"The day had finally come. The day that I had been working towards my entire life. I was born and raised in Moltara by my grandfather. Our dream had always been to..."

by 77thbigby



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