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Issue: 281 | 2nd day of Running, Y9

Comics

	New Life sigh by ssjelitegirl
	Poof! Want to go to -Blocked-? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Spooky Spooks in Space #2 by ghostkomorichu
	Say What? So that's why... by entitled
	BRRK! #1 : This is why you dont trust Keegan... by homage2fromage
	Cookie Bites It's not so easy to be Maraquan. by pernillepapillon
	Baby Brother Bait Not your conventional fishing trip! by xandurh
	Speck the Speckled Hey, poor, lost traveler. by cheetah_kougra
	Two's A Company What did YOU wish for? by starsparkler
	NeoNurse An Elephante never forgets! by gryffinrose
	Curse You Ebil Cabbage! - Being a Skunk Pet For Ash, my first ever friend, my friend forever. -luff- by paper
	Un-Animated Cookie Shorts Would YOU take it? by white_lightning100
	Bashfully Bizarre No one in our family can sew... by flcl_
	The Sad, Sad Truth Oh, Pea's just a royal wannabe... by potatoes_on_toast
	Grumpy Old King #2 King Skarl has a bit of a jealousy issue. Just a bit. Also by zyalea by xappz
	Made With Real Fruit Trouble Brewing... by starry_shine13
	INSANE NEO #3 sniff by aishagirl1179
	Doodled Sorry, they're not out yet. by ursaring454
	Randomness Ahhhh, every Neohome owner's Nightmare... by anime_freak999
	The Neo Files Whatcha doing? by cubbiewa
	Helmet Curiosity Answer to an age old question... or at least a recent one... by raptorsama
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode IX Razzle DAEZZELLE by khestrel
	QT's Queasies For dessert? How about a nice Dirt Pie? Written by patjade by mindsend
	Just Another Comic Poof! by jamz76
	The Grey Faerie's Hope... Aw, you shouldn't have. by ooorianeoo
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Melvin? by starlet12
	Mutant Doughnut I hear business at the chocolate factory is really sweet. Also by frostychica_ by sockmonk
	Gelert Days Silly Sally... by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	Two Babies in a Cot At Autumn's house... by autumn_belll
	INCREASED - Flower Power Pixie needs spelling lessons. by saramissa
	Behind the Scenes: Petpet Lab Ray I'm finally here! Idea by coffeesage by lisaw1215
	Wug n' Nege Do you remember... by triangular
	Neopest Just goes to show that fishing is SNOT worth it! HAHAHA. Ha... eh. by bugeyedthing

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Spaceship Sick

Your goal is to navigate the unforgiving terrain and return to safety in Kreludor, while avoiding obstacles and mini fungi, and if that wasn't a bad enough situation, you only have a certain number of moves as well (remember, the ship suffered damage!). In my guide, I'll cover the basics and mechanics of the game play, so you can...

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One Crazy Day
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Tory jumped and spun around to face the owner of the new voice. Standing in front of him was a tall, muscly Moehog, adorned in a red and yellow outfit. Tory gaped...

by katiesheffield

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Neopets Career Day - Top 12 Jobs Your Pets Can Do
Your pet wants a job. So how do you, as a loving caring owner find the perfect job that your pet will adore, but that won't leave them too tired to play with you?

by elania123

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Godori: A Card Game Lover's Guide
Anyway, welcome to a game that's easy to play but hard to win, a game of Petpets, of worlds caked in sunsets, of high points scored, and of ultimate glory.

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Four
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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Five
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