"Assuming" by champ100543 I would have neomailed more but I've been so BUSY. Maybe you have, too, but couldn't you throw together a neomail every now and then? Remember last Halloween? We dressed up like vampires and ran around scaring the little kids and egging old people's houses. It was really fun. We ALWAYS spend Halloween together. Why didn't you call and make plans?
Wanna Be Funny? You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article.
Molly's Story: Part Two Molly awoke to her owner poking her in the side. When he saw she was awake, he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and put her in the cage again.