"My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central" by dave_ofwales The wagon stopped abruptly, and who should open the door but some fool in a blue costume. Called himself the Pant Devil! Of course, I was in no position to challenge his integrity, and he demanded the item I held in mental contemplation. Now the simpler sort of folk would do as he asked, but being educated I knew how to solve this...
Lunch Time Surprise Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?"
Redemption: Briccriu's Tale "Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."