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Issue: 390 | 1st day of Hunting, Y11

Comics

	The Snowager Attractor Brilliant Plans to Defeat the Snowager Drawn by angelic_shadow_ by sigonha
	Starry Stuff Am I that rude, Big Sister? Idea by tirilia by marilltachiquin
	Random Events in Neopia 7 Muahahahahaha! by spirited_dolphin
	Jellied Fish Brains Butterflies are soooo pretty, hehe! Also by jellyshroom by sakananao
	Dr Sloth's Zombie Box New Methods of Recruitment! Storyline by alice_moonbeam by invalid_character
	Pie's Pets - Scary Stuff Different things frighten different pets! by pieieieie
	To Be Blunt Tysorian really needs to learn who exactly he's talking to. by supernova27707
	Tough Question So... by blumenelfe
	Feathers and Scales Hee hee heeee, works every time! by seraphicbrie2004
	Snowball Fight! Let's face it: Snow petpets don't get enough respect! by cookie_star_alisha
	GET YOUR JELLY PILLS HERE!!! An Animated Item... by dinamo33
	Hungry Hungry Chia Not sure that's what he had in mind for a snack.. by charflower
	*GLARE* :O It has a MOUTH? by misshamsterlover
	questionable at best It seems that Dr. Gelert has height issues. by steezewithcheese
	Gathering Hats The Navibot by madeforlaughs
	Tears of... Happiness? "Why are you guys crying?!" Also by __horses_forever__ by neckties
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Hugs Just when you thought you knew a guy... they throw ya across the room. by pikemaster1
	The Wheel of Mediocrity Makes you wanna land there... by shmozie
	Prince Of Fools: "Fighting Food With Food" What do you do when unruly baby pets keep interrupting your meal? Give them a taste of their own medicine, of course! by moonlightfear
	Scribbles Thanks for coming down here, Doctor... by mhchristine
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia #3 Petpet Propaganda by amamamole
	The Kacheek Siblings- Our Lost Brother #1 Eleven years ago... by adorable_chao_10
	HOOPLA! - Siblings How did...? by _pokemon12_63
	Grayscale Don't worry, it's in color. by kittycutie594
	Faerie Troubles Something has happened! by crystallus
	A New Naptime I hope that Pasta will make you laugh again! by charminglycharlie
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Barf Boat What a pleasant conversation. by nickulla
	Tender Love & Cupcakes Un-adoptable? Pfft, naaahhh... by tabbloza
	Before You Know It Halp? by dezuun
	Nerffed This is where gross food really comes from. by d0rm0use
	Chia Soup Yum! by gballz
	Luutopia;01 The woe of being Mallow. by x___luu
	RELATION SHIP INVESTMENTS; Lime Jelly? Corla's picky, but this is going too far. by incorted
	LOLKads Holy Kau! by most_lizard
	Utterly Improbable; Hopefully Impossible Poor Luscara... Anyone could make a mistake... by umzz

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Altador Cup IV

As many of you know, the greatest sport event that Neopia has ever seen is quickly approaching. That's right, the Altador Cup is coming back in full swing again this year! It may still be about one and a half months before the actual event, but this gives you enough time to get ready for what awaits you in the not so distant future. We are going to discuss the games, players, and who may emerge victorious...

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In the Red Corner!: An Analysis of Meepit vs. Feepit
A broadcast of a Meepit vs. Feepit championship.

by badbadak

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Turnips and Teaching
"Sir, I'm the daughter of a turnip-farmer! I obviously don't have any sort of gift for magic."

by wicked_summer

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Avatar Wars
The origins of Avatar Wars came from a relatively innocent and normal neomail conversation.

Also by dragonflare9

by yippo_yippee

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Crisis Courier Game Guide
Crisis Courier is a game where you play as a Yooyu messenger for King Altador.

by xx_punk_goth_666_xx

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Of Mutants and Meepits: Part Three
On the frozen platform around the structure were hundreds of Meepits, but to Leban's immense relief they had not noticed him...

by d_morton

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Messenger: Just Another Pirate Tale - Part Four
I don't know if it was because we were near Mystery Island or something, but the water was a comfortable temperature, not too hot and yet not too cold, nothing like the ice-cold water near the Krawk Island pier.

by hedgehog_queen

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