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Issue: 469 | 12th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte - Usukis They're what's for dinner. by leedom111
	The Off Season: Fangirls Tandrak Shaye by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Baby Parasol? It would certainly be an interesting customisation item... Also by pizzakitty by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx
	Behind The Scenes: Root of All Evil ...Who owns that greedy Kadoatie, anyway? by elyk442
	The Comic comic A very existential comic hiatus. by caterait
	Tornado in a Bottle It's impossible... Right??? by veih
	A Straw Short Better hiding spot needed. by solcana64
	Neopet Complaints Say what you mean and mean what you say. by glittergirl7000
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 He's got a point, Edna... by ezel68
	Woodland Despair Scarabs eat... by kuraimizuki
	The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO by purrfect_cookie
	Adopted Quite a sense of humor. by joesephluff
	Kacheek Stink wobble wobble by angelusdeletum
	Confusion and Lipstick: Snow Pets Places to Avoid by x_love_song_x
	Talk About Random Every loss is a small win. by buizelmaniac
	Unlikeable Sort Day 1... by keese_bat
	Defective Paint Brush How shameful. by bluemeows
	The Most Important Things When the chat board is about to explode, you save what matters most! by hellehond
	For the Lulz - The Joke We hereby apologize for the puns. by mooseydoom101
	Funtime at the Kadchat This is how it always goes for me... by blumenelfe
	Usually Not Funny - OOGA BOOGA And the pumpkin was never heard of again. by girlthehero
	The Meepit - Pure Evil Even a birthday isn't safe from the wrath of meepits... by kitteh_love_forever
	Obvious Lurker Word to the wise: avoid flaming eyes if you're trying to be sneaky. by umbreon133
	Chaos Around Every Corner Where we discover that yes, your younger sibling CAN beat you... by sailor_midnightmist
	Dr. Sloth's Birthday Surprise Aww, this is so nice of you. Concept by ravemuch by 1992jk1995
	To the Tune: Tick... Tick... A few minutes left! Also by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	Don't Save the Pie Part 1 The pie does not want to be saved. by bedbugz
	Smelly Halloween! Rots and rots of fun! by frosted_fires
	Neon Light Yes, Key Quest Faerie. We are ALL watching you. o.o by kirenaia
	Dr. Evil Sweet-tooth Happy Birthday, Neopets! Concept by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Never Gonna Shut You Up Seal your cake receptacle, you conniving mountebank! by mudiikip
	Daily Dose Of AWESOME USELESS!! by leeeeemon39
	Eleven Years? 11x365+11/4=4018 xD by soccagal45

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"The Times of Omen" by outsyder
Ever wondered if we were all placed in Neopia for a purpose? No matter how great or small, everyone has a purpose. However, with what happened with me, I'd rather have as my purpose to raise Slorgs for a living. It was a sunny day in the Month of Collecting. I was walking down Aisha Avenue without a care. I then heard a sweet voice...

Other Stories

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Dangers of the Fruit Machine
Fifty neopoints doesn't buy much these days, does it?

by emrozi

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Edna Makes a Friend
Crokabeks circled overhead as Edna stood in her garden patch gazing upward with one paw shading her eyes from the hazy sun. Where did they all come from? she wondered.

by bittersweet52

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Guilding: Finding the Right Guild & Being a Member
Helpful tips to be a good guild member, as well as how to find a guild that is right for you.

by kaylaftw

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Cakes for Neopets 11th Birthday!
If you are hosting a celebration, having a cake or two is an absolute must.

by xoxkar

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Genesis: Part One
Perfect, the computer is finally operational again after the crash. If more proof were ever needed for the incompetence of those engineers - there it is!

by d_morton

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History of the Vampire: Part Three
Too late. As soon as the bolt within the lock twisted, the Blumaroo thrust the cage door open...

by dragon_imaginer

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