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Issue: 472 | 3rd day of Celebrating, Y12

Comics

	Techopalooza: Riverboarding zzt by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Cat(hat)strophe Look, we match. Also by supernaturall by admonisher
	Happy Daze Alas! Story by inuyashalover37 by soragin
	Salt, a simple solution right from your kitchen! And the fight begins... Also by muffiato by sakura_dreamer
	When MME Goes Wrong... ...but it was cute at the beginning! Also by azzletaker by scinnychan
	Academese #1 And so it begins. by prismfire
	The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 2 Seriously, how many scientists that you know carry weapons of mass destruction? by yankeesrule244444456
	Paper Aeroplanes: Misinterpretation Misinterpreted words of wisdom by naominzk
	Greedy Poogle Shush, Moon! by bedbugz
	Swimming Well I wish... by tammytas
	Speak no more You will get a fortune cookie. by laehlani
	Kiochi-Backgrounds The problem with backgrounds... by chibino
	Slorgarific Adventures: Depressingly Fun? Yay? by jellybeanott
	To Epic; No Name "Oh, that's just awful..." by woofenbark
	Soup Faerie Spy Ever wondered how she knows how many neopoints you have? by princess_rainbow44
	Commercials Aahhh, commercial jingles.... by jecruby
	Spots, Dots and Carrots Just another Neopian weirdo. o_O by lovisa966
	Summer Storage Brr... by strawberry_honey
	The Goofers My first comic! :) by lintsuf
	Tricks for Kicks! Those creepy gravestones come out of nowhere! by mmmmmm_candy
	The Price of War War affects all of us... by ningaloocfw
	Korbat Comedy - Christmas! Ho ho ho. Also by deathbykarma by kougra__master
	Dropping Featuring Kaceek_avvie_9911000 and Starl the stone pie. by 1992jk1995
	Just Cake #6 Need some help? by flameshard
	Books Go Poof Don't ring the bell... Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Faeries Need Love! Faeires need love and care, mostly now! by djudju22_8
	Oh My Lanta A year ago this month, my first comic was published. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. by noobspeak
	Scarab Medical Mishaps - Part one by cleste33
	Quoth the Phantom First days are tough, even for a minion of evil. by not_so_shorty_12
	Happy Xweetok Day! Run, little red friend!!!! by yumerumenifelheim
	Common Misconceptions: Capping Minons Kenichi is my Kacheek and Kimisetsu is my Mynci also shown here. And YAY, 1st time in the NT! by pragmatic1
	How to Lose a War in 10 Days "It feels like we've been holding this thing up for like a week!" by lil_jen_aside
	Affording Christmas: Part One No Neopoints? No problem! Story by starluff by yampuff
	Neopian Neophyte - Bad Habit-arium I don't think you're allowed to do that... by leedom111
	The Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1 It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium... by alagfalaswen

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"The Piece to a Larger Puzzle" by deajea
"Well, it's obviously a map. I don't know to what exactly, but it's a small piece of a larger thing. I figured that if we just wandered around I would stumble across it based on the area surrounding this X." She pointed at the small red x to the bottom corner of the scrap of paper. "So we've been going on a wild goose chase in the hopes that you will stumble across this red x? This map is a crude representation; no wonder you haven't..."

Other Stories

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Titanuis and the Invisible Pyramid
Titanuis had spent the rest of the day in his bedroom reading and looking at maps. There were stories about an invisible pyramid that was only visible the moment when the sun rose and set...

by vendince

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An Odd Campaign
What would be next? "Preserve the zucchini?"

by fluffywoy

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Maximizing your Habitarium's Success
The Habitarium is as fun as it is addictive. However before you start hatching and raising your little P3s, it's good to know what you're getting yourself into.

by makeuptorment

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Trick-or-Treat: The Truth About Vandebart Biggsby
So much for tricks in place of treats. Mr. Biggsby's much-needed warning went unheeded.

by ironic_cynic4

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Ties That Bind: Part Seven
"What's wrong with you, Harwood?"

by merlynia

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Occupational Hazard: Part Three
Last time around she'd slipped in through the station's ventilation system. She didn't have time to take the long way now. She'd have to go in through the front door.

by antiaircraft

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