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Issue: 472 | 3rd day of Celebrating, Y12

Comics

	Techopalooza: Riverboarding zzt by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Cat(hat)strophe Look, we match. Also by supernaturall by admonisher
	Happy Daze Alas! Story by inuyashalover37 by soragin
	Salt, a simple solution right from your kitchen! And the fight begins... Also by muffiato by sakura_dreamer
	When MME Goes Wrong... ...but it was cute at the beginning! Also by azzletaker by scinnychan
	Academese #1 And so it begins. by prismfire
	The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 2 Seriously, how many scientists that you know carry weapons of mass destruction? by yankeesrule244444456
	Paper Aeroplanes: Misinterpretation Misinterpreted words of wisdom by naominzk
	Greedy Poogle Shush, Moon! by bedbugz
	Swimming Well I wish... by tammytas
	Speak no more You will get a fortune cookie. by laehlani
	Kiochi-Backgrounds The problem with backgrounds... by chibino
	Slorgarific Adventures: Depressingly Fun? Yay? by jellybeanott
	To Epic; No Name "Oh, that's just awful..." by woofenbark
	Soup Faerie Spy Ever wondered how she knows how many neopoints you have? by princess_rainbow44
	Commercials Aahhh, commercial jingles.... by jecruby
	Spots, Dots and Carrots Just another Neopian weirdo. o_O by lovisa966
	Summer Storage Brr... by strawberry_honey
	The Goofers My first comic! :) by lintsuf
	Tricks for Kicks! Those creepy gravestones come out of nowhere! by mmmmmm_candy
	The Price of War War affects all of us... by ningaloocfw
	Korbat Comedy - Christmas! Ho ho ho. Also by deathbykarma by kougra__master
	Dropping Featuring Kaceek_avvie_9911000 and Starl the stone pie. by 1992jk1995
	Just Cake #6 Need some help? by flameshard
	Books Go Poof Don't ring the bell... Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Faeries Need Love! Faeires need love and care, mostly now! by djudju22_8
	Oh My Lanta A year ago this month, my first comic was published. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. by noobspeak
	Scarab Medical Mishaps - Part one by cleste33
	Quoth the Phantom First days are tough, even for a minion of evil. by not_so_shorty_12
	Happy Xweetok Day! Run, little red friend!!!! by yumerumenifelheim
	Common Misconceptions: Capping Minons Kenichi is my Kacheek and Kimisetsu is my Mynci also shown here. And YAY, 1st time in the NT! by pragmatic1
	How to Lose a War in 10 Days "It feels like we've been holding this thing up for like a week!" by lil_jen_aside
	Affording Christmas: Part One No Neopoints? No problem! Story by starluff by yampuff
	Neopian Neophyte - Bad Habit-arium I don't think you're allowed to do that... by leedom111
	The Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1 It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium... by alagfalaswen

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"A Measure of Trust" by crovv
Hanso noticed she was wearing a Junior Guard's uniform, only a green and white shirt, without the sun design. "Ah," Hanso thought. "A greenhorn." It was unmistakable, the air of a new Guardsman (or Guardswoman... or Guardsgirl, in this Kougra's case, because she was barely old enough to be trusted with anything sharper than a butter knife.) He grinned suddenly, his eyes falling on the small money purse on her belt. Well...

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The Witching Hour: Part One
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