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To Work is to Live #9

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Funny Food - Part 5/5

This line is so long!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich

Greyscale: Auctioneer

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Sassi Comics: Family Menu

She's coming!

by seiya_from_ashes
So Says the Slorg.

Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee
P&P: The Map

Check this out!

Also by mumumuchan

by johnny_depps_girl101

The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

Don't eat him yet, Kikhos!! He still owes me 6 levels from Deadly Dice. o.o

by shadow_rep
Simple Tasks

Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

by ssjelitegirl
OTL: Wheel of Excitement

More like Wheel of HIGH HOPES for frugal Neopians... *sigh*

by kamagirin
The Fair Folk

Perhaps next time you should bring cold iron to negotiate...

by miranai
Limbo.edu

Zombies can be frightened too...

by specialed_squad
Second Rubbish Dump?!

So many choices!

by ghostwitch007
Mud Coffee

The world may never know...

by goron0000
Faerieland Problems

A beautiful day in the Faerie City...

by kikale107
"When!"

Just say...

by rowdy420
A GIANT MEEPIT!

Yay, my first ever key!

by unisarethebest2004
Out of Line

Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

by narutoluvr935
Like Clockwork - Part Two

You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings
Tig; Solo

Clearly it's a solo performance.

by firefriendsforever
A Spooky Halloween, part 3

At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu
Daily Perils

Apple bobbing isn't for everyone.

by zombie_ninja_cat
A Faerie's Costume Choice

The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

by seoulful
Immeasurable Enthusiasm

My pet is rather excited for the Battledome update... I think. He's hard to read sometimes.

by ssj3gotenks18
Welcome To My Life

I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer
 
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The One About the Lab Ray
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10


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Sunrise
When she first opened shop, her friends would come to sit and chat about their hobbies, their futures, their far-flung dreams. She would lean across the counter, smiling and attentive. She already had her dream...

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Smashing Your Way Through TNT Staff Smasher!
For years, this game has been the bane of many Neopians' existence. It is annoying, infuriating, and, most importantly, has an avatar!

by beautyfairy5555

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Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide
A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year!

Also by dr_tomoe

by parody_ham


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The Quest to Thorn Bridge Castle: Part Seven
In Mazeu's opinion, there was no better method of traveling than atop the back of a gigantic Draik. As Eisian soared over the thick forested floor that separated Shenkuu from Altador, Maz diligently updated his map of Neopia.

Also by thropp

by sandrilene


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Beneath a Pumpkin Moon: Part Three
"If you're scared, Glop, just think of how Dusty must feel!" CoalDust herself was nervous, standing in the shadows cast by the tombstones of dearly departed games...

by lilahne_aluoki



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