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To Work is to Live #9

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Funny Food - Part 5/5

This line is so long!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich

Greyscale: Auctioneer

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Sassi Comics: Family Menu

She's coming!

by seiya_from_ashes
So Says the Slorg.

Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee
P&P: The Map

Check this out!

Also by mumumuchan

by johnny_depps_girl101

The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

Don't eat him yet, Kikhos!! He still owes me 6 levels from Deadly Dice. o.o

by shadow_rep
Simple Tasks

Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

by ssjelitegirl
OTL: Wheel of Excitement

More like Wheel of HIGH HOPES for frugal Neopians... *sigh*

by kamagirin
The Fair Folk

Perhaps next time you should bring cold iron to negotiate...

by miranai
Limbo.edu

Zombies can be frightened too...

by specialed_squad
Second Rubbish Dump?!

So many choices!

by ghostwitch007
Mud Coffee

The world may never know...

by goron0000
Faerieland Problems

A beautiful day in the Faerie City...

by kikale107
"When!"

Just say...

by rowdy420
A GIANT MEEPIT!

Yay, my first ever key!

by unisarethebest2004
Out of Line

Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

by narutoluvr935
Like Clockwork - Part Two

You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings
Tig; Solo

Clearly it's a solo performance.

by firefriendsforever
A Spooky Halloween, part 3

At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu
Daily Perils

Apple bobbing isn't for everyone.

by zombie_ninja_cat
A Faerie's Costume Choice

The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

by seoulful
Immeasurable Enthusiasm

My pet is rather excited for the Battledome update... I think. He's hard to read sometimes.

by ssj3gotenks18
Welcome To My Life

I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer
 
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"The One About the Lab Ray" by jack_skelling10
The yellow Scorchio blinked blearily at his reflection and wondered absently why his eyes were red and swirly. With a flare of panic, he tried to remember what exactly he had done last night. The synapses in his not-unimpressive brain fired accordingly, and, sighing with relief, he recalled that he had been recalibrating the machine, and went to bed...




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The One About the Lab Ray
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10


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BBQ Chips
The walls were blue, the household objects were blue, and he himself was a particularly prismatic and vibrant hue of imperial cyan. Totally not blue. Imperial cyan.

by sixthstop

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Questioning the Coconut Shy Quiggle
Today I am here to bring you an interview with a very elusive Neopian, in fact, so elusive that we do not really even know his real name.

by impellent

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Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide
A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year!

Also by dr_tomoe

by parody_ham


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His Name is Kribal: Part Five
'So what now?' Jess asked, her voice echoing in the dusty emptiness of the abandoned room.

by d_morton

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The Golden Elephante: Part One
"Get your scrolls here!" a Pteri at the stand opposite him bellowed, quickly appraising the Krawk and giving him a cheerful wink. "The cheapest scrolls in Sakhmet, and all ancient, too!"

by rachelindea



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