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Imiya Is Asked a Question...

We hope she gets it right...

Also by vincent7577

by msjanny

A Holiday Heist: Part 1

A Perfect Plan

Also by 0llyness

by paws265

Turmaculus Misadventures

Patience is a virtue.

Also by sarah2396

by bha288

twinsies: THE SECOND ONE

Awkward...

by durrhurrhurr
Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Why yes, it is my birthday.

by stoicjohn
Feathered Friends

I'm loving the festivities!

by elipsis4k
Freebies

There was an opportunity and he took it!

by chemoi
The Hidden Tower Fiasco

Guess what!

by artemislknight
Spooky

Wait, is Tombstones doing chores?

by ghostkomorichu
Grarrl Intervention

First it was my spooky candle...

by pancakesatthedisco
I.W.T.H.

It IS Tyrannian.

by chocolatelovernana
Dinner with the Scarlets: Grave Danger

Then again, I don’t know if Kell and Corbin could have trained a Petpet to set up those Musical Plants anyway.

by june_scarlet
...THAT Was Anticlimactic!

I hope I get it today!

Also made by 987654321_hj

by habitualcupcake

Revenge of the Fir

Not everybody is excited about the month of celebration...

by kristofferson
Poisonous, Dung, or Lime?

Personally, I'd have gone with Strawberry Jelly but hey.

by cloysterbell
Darkest Corner

All about robotic malfunctions...

by dark_elfa
Now That Habitarium is Gone

Do you ever wonder...

by cinnamon_girl
Ooky Spooky

Who knew a Brain Tree quest could be so easy?

by wicka96
 
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"You Snooze, You Lose" by the_lady_j
A long time ago in the kingdom of Meridell, or perhaps it was just yesterday, before the grumpy Old King Skarl became grumpy or old, he held another of his famous festivals. It wasn't famous for any particular reason, he just enjoyed hosting happy occasions full of lots of...




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The Second Interview
"Sweete! Sweete! Wake up, you've overslept!"

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Doctor's Orders
"He might be scary and a bit gruff, but he is still a very good and efficient doctor," the Blumaroo muttered back.

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Around Neopia in 80 Days - Part One
For a traveller, it can be hard to know where to turn; there are so many amazing places you could visit. So why not visit them all?

by burning_shadows_79

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The Top 5 Worst Advent Calendar Gifts
None of these are bad gifts. They're just far from being the best.

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One Shred of Light: Part Seven
Caelum sighed as she consulted a map. Neovia was the closest settlement to where she was. It was a day's journey into the forest.

by kristykimmy

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rattled Witnesses - Part Four
"Try not to destroy each other," Jane agreed. "At least wait until after we get out of here."

"And what if we don't get out of here?" I asked.

by chasing_stars44




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