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Super Attack Pea Perspective

It's different for everyone.

Also by tedypicker

by sophieauditore

Baelia's Burdens #1

Why is the Grey Faerie so sad? Stay tuned to find out!

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

I Want To Be A Mutant!

Um, not quite...

by laia_sam
Shopping For Clothes

You gotta look pretty, right?!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Orvinn the First Rate

Poor choices mate.

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

The Abominable Snowstorm

Hey! What happened here?!

by flustre
Blast from the Past

We go way back, okay?

by ssjelitegirl
Step 2: Blockade the Trade Routes

Distracted by the cuteness.

Also by 0123kl

by bittersweet52

The Riddle of The Sphinx

Two travelers must answer...

by placebo_533
Random Oddness

That's quite a mutation there.

by mistyqee
Grave Danger Treasures

Hey there buddy. What have you got?

by ketchup547
Unconverted?!

When an apple is misleading about its roots.

by simbologies
Happy Spring!

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by piinkskullz

Kiko Not-So-Pop

Looks like Mr. Elvin learned a few tricks from the Deserted Fairground folks.

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Nancy Casts Stupor

Insane mode is really hard

by qgqg
A Thief's Life - Sidekicks

Some just aren't cut out for the job.

by yoshisislandbandit
Beauty Contest Blues

"Um... I think the Beauty Contest avatar was released."

Also by parody_ham

by waterbird333

Tea Time: Carrot Goodness

Are you sure you want to eat those?

by actinia
 
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"The Wrong Side of the Law" by light_faerie382
The future is a scary place. At least this was the conclusion Siren had come to. The Desert Hissi had been dreading this moment for a long time, and now it had come he was still dreading it. Siren was well aware of the heavy expectations placed on him. He was from a wealthy family in Neopia, a fact his owner constantly reminded him of. He and his siblings had received the best education and training Neopoints could buy. His older siblings had all gone off into Neopia and made their own way to success. Now, it was time for Siren to do the same. “Can’t I just stay with you all my life?” Siren complained. His owner, Christine, laughed. “You could, but that wouldn’t be a very exciting life, would it?” “But I really don’t know where to go.” “Well, why don’t you start with your siblings? Maybe paying them a visit would give you an idea.” “Maybe you’re right.” Siren pretended to agree. In reality, he hated the idea. His siblings all held incredibly stressful jobs, none of which sounded particularly appealing to Siren. Nevertheless, Siren found himself in the Lost Desert a few days later. He was on his way (or rather, he had been coerced to make his way) to the Royal Palace of Sakhmet, where his brother Warrior worked as a General in the Sakhmet Army. He had landed the job after a long and successful Battledome career, where General Dacon had taken a personal interest in him




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The Wrong Side of the Law
The future is a scary place. At least this was the conclusion Siren had come to. The Desert Hissi had been dreading this moment for a long time, and now it had come he was still dreading it.

by light_faerie382

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Usuki Singing Stars #30: No Place for Third
“Oh the travesty! The travesty!” Snaw wailed, flopping onto the living room sofa. “The travesty of it all and the red Elephantes!”

by downrightdude

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Bon Voyage: A Valid Proposal to Boost Neo-Tourism
The Neolodge proudly advertises itself as “Neopia’s No. 1 Holiday Accommodation”, and that may undoubtedly be the case…if you happen to be in Neopia Central. With 18 other lands around Neopia (and 17 of them being fully active), it would only make sense to have some – if not all – of the other lands provide visitors and tourists with shelter, a temporary “home away from home”.

by peacelovebliss

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The Paint Color Dictionaries: S
As the proud owner of five Neopets painted in a color starting with “S” (a little eccentric, but we all have our habits on Neopets), I have collected my thoughts about the paint colors starting with the letter S. The most colors start with S, fifteen, and some of the most affordable, too, with six buyable from the Shop Wizard.

by dunefurandlilypelt

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part One
I was skimming over my notes for the second time of the night when I was called down to the holding chamber. When my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting of the stone room, I could see why the Meerca took so many months for us to capture. His body didn’t even fill half of his seat—yet a favorable physique for a thief—and he was a veteran at his craft. On top of that, he boasted an elite record, having been an accomplice in the theft of King Coltzan’s crown.

by ummagine3284

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Five
ll of us had been captured — every last one! Those Ixis went mad from those clouds, I tell you. Absolutely mad. They stormed the town, and they kidnapped us all, and they held us all prisoner in the volcanic region beneath the cliffs. We were doomed! What? Well... well, yes, the heroes did save us... But it took forever!

by theschizophrenicpunk



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