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Etta and the Old Timesake, Part 4

wh-where'd you get that?

by shadowstrand
If The Shoe Fits

You'll grow into them.

by lastnightgus
The Woe of Being Broke on a Birthday

but whyy

by _brainchild_
Free Omelette Fun

don't eat that...

by siellan
Lab-Proof

Years of zapping and nothing happens?

by terukiyo
Something has Happened! - Battledome Baby

Looks like you could use some training!

by _kate_e_did_
The Mystery

Where do those Altachucks come from?

by trishabeakens
20th Anniversary Edition - Interview with Fyora!!

20 years of youth

by devotedly
{ Crowded Woods } Communication Troubles

Life's hard when you can only talk via dance.

by candyplague
Neo Days

It's good to be back...right?

by tsundertay
Then and Now

Wow

idea by spirochetes

by linnipooh

IWTH: No Ghosts

That's... too bad?

by a_cockatiel_a
Kou-jong

Lolly has a problem.

by vanillanillawafer
 
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"Colourful Opinions" by ikiracake
"Oh Martha, your scones are a delight, as always.” “Why, thank you, Constance,” the Kau said graciously, pouring her guest a cup of tea. One would think it would be difficult to handle a teapot with hooves, but the numerous wrinkles on Martha’s face hinted to her many years of practice to master the art. “I tried adding a bit of almond extract this time to give them a little pep.” “It worked,” said the third guest at the table, a diminutive and greying Bruce, adjusted the hat on her head, before selecting another scone from the tray for her plate. “I do declare, you must give us the recipe!” Martha simply laughed and shook her head. “Once I’ve perfected it, Agnes, and not a moment before!” “I doubt you can make them any better than this,” Constance the Yurble scoffed. She gave Martha a dry look over her thick glasses. “Unless you start using magic, that is.” Immediately all three elderly ladies started to titter and laugh as if Constance had made a very funny joke. “Oh Constance, you are so cheeky!” Martha chortled, wiping a tear from her eye with her hoof. “Magic! For baking! Could you imagine?” “Such a frivolous waste,” Agnes agreed with an upturned beak. “Magic shouldn’t be used for such things.”




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Colourful Opinions
I hope this story amuses at least a few people

by ikiracake

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The Kad and the Warf Rescue Team
The siren was loud in the petpet’s ears as it blared through the speakers. The Warf Rescue Team members didn’t mind though since they never wanted to miss a rescue operation.

by _polonius_

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Making the Most of Kadoatie Feeding
There are lots of guides on how to go about navigating the Kadoatery, whether you’re after a new avatar, a high number trophy, or just want to make a difference in the lives of some sad Kadoaties. A more pressing question exists however. Not how to feed a kad, but what to do while you’re waiting to feed a kad.

by combat_lobster_46903

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Traveler's Guide: Mystery Island
If you are a travel enthusiastic, here is a Traveler's Guide that brings 10 awesome places to go on Mystery Island!

by nice_collector

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The Dark Detective
“Dark. Dark, wake up. Dark!”

by tanikagillam

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Mystery of the Brightville Vanishing:Part Five
The tunnel was rather standard, as far as tunnels went. Dark, musty, and cold, Orlitz’s flashlight roamed along its earthen walls. Aside from a few wooden support beams (which looked very old and not at all up to code), the passageway was bare.

by josephinefarine



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