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Issue: 397 | 19th day of Relaxing, Y11 |
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| The Curse: Part FiveHe stopped dead, a terrible suspicion seizing hold of him. "Has something – undesirable – occurred?"
by jokerhahaazzz | | An Iliad: Part Three"What?" Azure reeled back, shocked. "But I j-just got here! I've never fought in a war before!"
by eternus_dragon | | Roomies 4: Part FiveThe Academy halls were packed with hundreds of faeries. Many of them were strolling by in giggling groups, while the newbies desperately scanned the crowds...
by vanessa1357924680 | | A Very Neovian Election: Part Three"We've just done an official vote of no confidence," the Crumpetmonger told him with the grin of a woman who knows her paperwork.
by herdygerdy | | The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part ThreeTwo more arrows lodged into the side of the carriage, and the third must have narrowly missed the guards driving, because an indignant yelp came from outside...
by ayame_23 | | Flying High: Part FourA whole army of pirate neopets was attacking the Sweet Fyora! ZoshiDevil was on the ground taking on three giant Skeiths at once...
by bugsypal9 | | Braving Brightvale: Part Three"According to just about everyone in Brightvale, Meridellians are all stupid farmers who are incapable of reading or writing or holding a conversation that doesn't have to do with the latest berry crop!"
by dr0pz | | Faeries: Before the Fame - Part FourThe Light Faerie looked miserable, as if she had spent the last few hours weeping. "Celeste, I'm worried about Zoë," she stated gravely.
by a_greenparrot | | Slippery Soup: Part TwoI was thoroughly excited and could not fall asleep. I tossed and turned, thinking of the challenges that the new assignment would bring...
by black_skull725 | | Snowfall's Solstice: Part TwoThere's a faerie living in Terror Mountain who claims to have lived here for thousands of years, hates Fyora, and is as dangerous as an untamed Grarrl. What's wrong with this picture?
by soupfaerie_best | | 400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Two"Your neomail surprised me. I didn't expect anybody to come here again and ask about him, not after such a long time. How many years has it been?"
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