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![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/301_lupe_detective.gif) | Adventures Aren't Just in Books: Part FiveI lean over Albert’s shoulder, trying to get a glimpse at what he is looking at. I only see a few words before he turns around and glares at me: “You’re blocking my light.”
by kitstar1 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/441_plushie_tycoon.gif) | Turning Pages: Part SixStephanie backed away from Magis Magister, tightening her grip on Sir Alberts. “What do you mean the story was already written?” Also by parody_ham
by warriorsrock965 | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_411.gif) | Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part ThreeOld Annie ate her supper in front of the neovision set every evening. One of her granddaughters came round to make it for her, that night it was Valerie. She was a good, dutiful girl in her mid-twenties. Once Annie had finished her meal Valerie cleaned the dishes and then said goodnight. The younger Cybunny kissed the elder lightly on the forehead and then was away into the night.
by herdygerdy | ![](//images.neopets.com/island/faerie_volcano150.gif) | Fire-Born: Part FourFyora flew to a different part of the castle, and Vineti the Chocolate Aisha turned to the guard Aaron. “Right this way, miss,” he said, walking in front of her. She followed him down a long hallway with many doors, finally stopping in front of a gilded set of double doors, smaller than those in the main hall but still impressive. He opened one of them for her. “These are the guest quarters. I’ll be right outside if you need anything.”
by goodsigns | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/519_vyssa.gif) | A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part FiveFrezon had to admit, he was surprised by what Sankara had suggested. It was now almost a week since his coronation, and Vyssa and Tomos’ escape (with no news of the two of them) and he had to say he was enjoying kingship. Everyone bowed down to him, obeyed his every whim and treated him like the powerful individual he was.
by dudeiloled | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/518_haunted_mansion.gif) | To Succeed is to Fail: Chapter FiveFear me not. Are you yet tired of hearing these three words recited? Well, I can assure you I am not tired of saying them.
by rielcz | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/185_shrine_night.gif) | Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part ThreeThe Sakhmet scenery rushed past Fargon’s face, turning into a sand-colored blur as he chased the Ogrin thief. Fargon, not possessing half as much agility as Meegla, found himself stubbing his toe on the corners of food stalls, tripping over wandering Gebs, and generally unable to run for long without failing in some manner.
by hybatsu | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/images/703_gelertassassin.gif) | And Then There Was Silence: Part TwoApsy and Ember are completely lost. t's been at least an hour since the two left the burrows, and, though Apsy had managed to identify which direction was southwest using her natural affinity for recognising the position of Kreludor and its surrounding stars, the king must have either misdirected them or understated exactly how far away the crypts were.
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