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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land

"This week, Lilian and Werther trade the freezing temps of Terror Mountain for the frigidness of outer space..." Collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662
The Royal Thief Unbound

"Keep your friends close and enemies closer..."Collab with breakeven

by k3l26
Mordred the concertmaster

"Well, it went better than expected and worse than I had wanted..."

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A Hero's Journey: Seasons (for issue 975)

"The sun is king in summer. If you can’t beat the heat, you have no escape..."

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Jhudora’s Guide to Valentine’s Gift
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‘Bleeding hearts of the world, unite! It’s time for the sappiest of holidays, Valentine’s Day. If you just recently felt like you took a dagger to the heart (rest in pieces old relationships), you may not want to celebrate such a love-filled event. And who could blame you really? But why should all the ones happily in love get to have all the fun? Valentine’s Day is a day to send your loved ones a message of appreciation, but why not also take the opportunity to send your past loves a message of, if not love, then of scorn and heartbreak? Some say the best revenge is living well and not paying any attention to your ex, I say pah! Anyone who says that just hasn't found the right gift that really shows what you think of your former sweethearts. Now, let’s get on with it! Here I present you with a non-traditional gift guide to the happy heart holiday, 13 marvellous gifts to send to that formerly special someone. Enjoy!’ Jhudora smiles at you with a crooked grin, and starts rattling off her list…



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